Subject: Office language policy
Due to the fact that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers, this policy is now in effect. This type of language will not be tolerated. However, we realize the critical importance of accurately expressing your thoughts when communicating with coworkers. Therefore we provided a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases so proper exchange of ideas may continue in an effective manner.
INSTEAD OF:
1. You dont know what the f*** your doing.
2. She's a ball-busting b**ch.
3. And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4. No f***ing way.
5 You've got to be sh**ing me!
6. Tell someone who gives a sh**.
7. Its not my f***ing problem.
8. What the f***?
9. This shit wont work.
10. Why the f*** didnt you tell me sooner?
11. He's got his head up his a**.
12. Eat sh** and die.
13. Kiss my a**.
14. F*** it. I'm on salary.
15. Shove it up your a**
16. This job sucks.
17. Who the f*** died and made you boss?
18. He's a pr*ck.
TRY SAYING:
1. I think you could use more training.
2. She's an aggressive go-getter.
3. Perhaps I can work late.
4. I'm certain that isn't feasible.
5. Really?
6. Perhaps you should check with...
7. I wasn't involved in that project.
8. That's interesting.
9. I'm not sure this can be implemented.
10. I'll try to schedule that.
11. He's not familiar with the issues.
12. Excuse me, sir?
13. So you weren't happy with it?
14. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
15. I don't think you understand.
16. I love a challenge.
17. You want me to take care of that?
18. He's somewhat insensitive.
found this at work thought it was funny.
Due to the fact that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers, this policy is now in effect. This type of language will not be tolerated. However, we realize the critical importance of accurately expressing your thoughts when communicating with coworkers. Therefore we provided a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases so proper exchange of ideas may continue in an effective manner.
INSTEAD OF:
1. You dont know what the f*** your doing.
2. She's a ball-busting b**ch.
3. And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4. No f***ing way.
5 You've got to be sh**ing me!
6. Tell someone who gives a sh**.
7. Its not my f***ing problem.
8. What the f***?
9. This shit wont work.
10. Why the f*** didnt you tell me sooner?
11. He's got his head up his a**.
12. Eat sh** and die.
13. Kiss my a**.
14. F*** it. I'm on salary.
15. Shove it up your a**
16. This job sucks.
17. Who the f*** died and made you boss?
18. He's a pr*ck.
TRY SAYING:
1. I think you could use more training.
2. She's an aggressive go-getter.
3. Perhaps I can work late.
4. I'm certain that isn't feasible.
5. Really?
6. Perhaps you should check with...
7. I wasn't involved in that project.
8. That's interesting.
9. I'm not sure this can be implemented.
10. I'll try to schedule that.
11. He's not familiar with the issues.
12. Excuse me, sir?
13. So you weren't happy with it?
14. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
15. I don't think you understand.
16. I love a challenge.
17. You want me to take care of that?
18. He's somewhat insensitive.
found this at work thought it was funny.
). Anyway, I can swear all day and it'll make me feel all happy inside. But of course I'll have to be miserable for the hours at work and then come home and fucking burst with my swearing. It's just the way shit goes. Meh.... Gum is good too. I should look into that 
. They won't be bringing in any of these policies while we have a manager with tourettes 
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