My boss ...

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... is a fucking twat, who cannot even take a single damn joke.

A woman who we used to work with today came in to see us; she's a supervisor at another shop now. She came back a few hours later after dropping my boss back to work (he went to watch the bloody City match when he was supposed to be working here) and I said, "Back already?"

She said yeah and one of the deps said she wants to come back. So I said that who would wanna come back and my boss flipped at me, saying that if I didn't like it, then I should stuff my job and walk out.

It's about the 1,595,018 time that I've tried to have a joke with him and he just shouts. I should've just done as he said and walked out. Fucking cunt, I'm going to look for another job now. I hate people with a dry sense of humour.
 
I hate my boss just as much.

He treats one of the girls that has only just started within the last year as if the sun shines out of her ass.

He allows her to act like a manager and treat us like we are the ones who only just started =/

He's had numerous conversations with me and fellow staff who were getting harassed by her at work and every time he 'fails to see where she is being a bitch to us.'

I told him that was the problem. She is a very sly bully.

However just recently he has had 3 staff quit within one month because of his stupidity and the fact that nothing was being done about this one girl in particular. I mean he pretty much sacrificed 3 staff over one girl?

I suppose he didn't have enough evidence to fire her. But it was obvious he didn't want to see what she was doing because he loved her. He constantly backs up this girl in every argument we have about her too. He's got what was coming to him now and I hope that he realises soon enough that this girl just has to go.

I have an interview on Monday and then if I am given the job he will only have 5 permanents left, with one of the other girls also looking for new work.

I am one of two people who knows everything about that job so he'll be wanting to fire her when I'm gone.
 
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I've never had to deal with a complete asshole of a boss on a daily basis. At the place I used to work at, my boss was actually pretty cool. His boss on the other hand was a wanker, Luckily I only met him twice. When I met him, I almost quit right then and there, just knowing that I was working for such a dickhead pissed me off beyond belief.

At this other job I had my boss was hesitant to shake my hand when I first met him. At which point I thought "ok, fuck you then, if you think you can be an impolite twat just because I work for you, you've got another thing coming". After a few hours though, he seemed alright, I imagine he was stressed out or something...But I still didn't go back there
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Luckily I've had pretty fair bosses so far in my life. Actually, one of ours got fired because some dumb blond middle-aged woman we work with filled in random numbers for our temperatures for our food in the Kitchen in-front of our District Manager, and as a result, our Manager got fired.

The boss I'm probably going to complain the most about though up-coming is whatever Drill Sargent I get once I get into Boot Camp. This is just gonna be a lovely walk in the park for 8 1/2 weeks...
 
Well my bosses ain't that bad except for that Psyco Supervisor we had that insisted on making us leave earlier making us lose more hours and therefore, loss money. Usually there's just one boss (a she) who tends to yell and recur to foul language a lot if she sees you doing nothing or if you do a terrible job (which is quite understandable). Heck, they even suggested me to take a Promotion to Shift Leader or Manager which I am seriously considerating :wacky:
 
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I've had a few twatty bosses. Getting yelled at for something I was told to do off the supervisor, and tha manager flipped calling it fucking shit. I was livid, especially as the supervior just stood there. I felt like being malicious and ringing HQ just to tell them she swore at me for no good reason :wacky:

Then I decided it wasnt worth it. She was a bitch though . I was glad when she left

Only thing I liked about her, is she rarely made us leave late, everyone we had since - or any supervisors always had us working past finishing time and it reeeeallly wound me up

In the last job, it was more the faceless bosses that wound me up. They'd set unreal.istic targets and kick off when we weren't pulling our weight which was bollocks. I do recall kicking off alot in that job - I'd gained my confidence since being the little shop girl, so if summat was unrealistic or unfair Id be like Kiss me arse, we can't do that and you KNOW IT :gasp:

I miss that place <_<
 
I think that I can say I've had 2 real bosses and 4 fake ones.

Real
My current boss, the store manager of Boots in my village, is great. He's a pharmacist of 35 years with a lot of stories to tell and much to say about the way the NHS is run - it's hilarious. He's really understanding, too - he's great with the employees and always tells me that "studies come first" and promises to let me have any day off I want to study. What a wee gem. xD

My last boss was the owner of a Cattery. She was still a sound person but, since she ran this business on her own (with the exception of her husband, who mostly worked with maintenance) along with three teenage workers. She was always stressed, a bit of a perfectionist and always had something to criticise you for. Having left, I sympathise with her. She was going through Chemo as well.

Fake
Two of the fakes are owners of horse riding schools. They weren't technically my "bosses" because I worked their voluntarily (and got free lessons for it, sometimes - woooooo) but they were still in charge. One was a female and a deceitful little whore (I wouldn't get tired of slapping her puss -__-) and did everything for herself. The other was an Irish womanising legend but was still a bit of a cock - he became big-headed and even tried to sell me a horse, whom we later found out to have a week's life expectancy. He was interested in nothing but the profits.

The third fake boss would be my mum. I helped her advertise her business at wedding fairs when she had her Wedding Co-Ordination business.

Lastly, we have the original owner of this site, Josh Hawkman/Darkblade. He wasn't a real boss (hence "fake") but he was still in charge. I wont re-tell this story. :wacky:
 
... . I hate people with a dry sense of humour.


you hate me then :( I only kick off with bad jokes though that are clearly taken too far, in this case I woulda retorted with a sarcastic comment or a different joke though, it was obvious you ment it as a joke and it shoulda been taken as such..

but you still hate me :(
 
My manager is a great guy; he's pretty much just a big kid really, and so are the assistant manager and the supervisor (although the latter is only 18).
I've had a couple of other bosses too, all of whom I've got on with great and I'm still in touch with some of them. There was one supervisor who really knew how to make you feel three inches tall, but as a person he was a good laugh. And all the stuff about him that annoyed me are forgivable really, because at the end of the day he was only doing his job and making sure he didn't get a bollocking.
 
Too bad for you.


I quit my last job because of we've got a new boss. Funnily enough he was a fucking asshole, made me work for 60 hours a weak and when I complained about this (goddamn right, I can complain, that was triple of what I was supposed to work) he threatened to fire me. So I thought "What the hell, I ain't gonna let this pass" and left.

Now I don't think it was such a good idea to leave, but this idiot was really getting on my nerves, so...
 
My boss is a dick! Every time he comes down to the workshop he has the grumpiest, ugliest looking face ive ever seen. You never get a hello from him, if you waste your time saying good morning to him hel quite happily blank you. He never says thanks to any of the lads for a job well done even though wev made him a very very rich man....all we get is a big ugly face staring straight at us, no squinting actually because he has a squinty eye.
 
My boss is a big fat perv,I mean I was looking at papers for a surgery I was going to perform and he was looking down my shirt it was sick and I was about to slap him right there but that would cost me my job so I walked off somewhere else.He does that with alot of the nurses there too its sick.
 
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