In event of a zombie attack...

Ummm, I would loot a gun store and take a shotgun, a magnum of some kind, and if they have an assault rifle in the back room I'll take that.

Left 4 dead anyone? This stuff could happen!? We could only hope..
 
Seems like time well spent.

At least with people researching and working on plans to prevent the rapid spread we don't have to worry so much when the zombie invasion actually arrives. It could happen.
 
This is actually possible? I'm gettin' a Resident Evil vibe all of a sudden. If it does happen, though, at least we're prepared.......... still, I really don't feel any better.
 
Hahaha the zombie apocalypse :lew:

My advice to everyone is to go out and find yourself a suit made of chainmail. Thes zombies may be dangerous but they aint biting through steel.
 
Shu said:
Ummm, I would loot a gun store and take a shotgun, a magnum of some kind, and if they have an assault rifle in the back room I'll take that.

Left 4 dead anyone? This stuff could happen!? We could only hope..
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Screw guns. I'll be driving to the nearest habour, find myself a ship and head out to sea until the whole thing has blown over. Of all the zombie movies I've seen, I still haven't seen one where the suckers could swim :P
 
Sir Kenneth said:
Screw guns. I'll be driving to the nearest habour, find myself a ship and head out to sea until the whole thing has blown over. Of all the zombie movies I've seen, I still haven't seen one where the suckers could swim :P
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They swim in zombie flesh eaters :monster: Theres a scene where a zombie is fighting a shark underwater :D I think my idea would be a winner. If we all had chainmail suits wed be fine :D
 
This just in Deep Zombie Sea! (took out the Blue)

Zombie Jaws!

Wait.. maybe zombies sunk the titanic? Screw the whole glacier reference! I smell cover up!


Maybe one day we could co-exist with the zombies! .. I want a zombie dog.
 
lagunas dream said:
They swim in zombie flesh eaters :monster: Theres a scene where a zombie is fighting a shark underwater :D I think my idea would be a winner. If we all had chainmail suits wed be fine :D
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Well thanks a lot for putting a serious dent in my zombie apocalypse survival masterplan :gonk:It still (sort of) works though. I doubt that they'd come after me before they'd munched everyone who stayed on land :P
 
lagunas dream said:
If we all had chainmail suits wed be fine :D
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Until a zombie caterpillar wiggles in and bites you on the ass.

Sir Kenneth said:
Screw guns. I'll be driving to the nearest habour, find myself a ship and head out to sea until the whole thing has blown over. Of all the zombie movies I've seen, I still haven't seen one where the suckers could swim :P
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Just wait until you bump into the zombie Atlanteans, the bodies from Titanic and the crew of the Mary Celeste.

The sea isn't safe. You'll also bump into a zombified kraken.
 
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Umm... using Phoenix Down?
I mean, what we can do against undead...
Why not just throw them into the Ocean or something?

Anyway, it can't be done by one person.
If I will see a zombie attack, I think I'll just run away or something.
Along with my PS3 :awesome:



But wait, what happens if we slay them into pieces? They maybe undead, but they aren't that harmful without hands, legs and head... or do they?
They we can just burn them or throw them to the ocean. Or maybe put them on the moon...
 
Heh... All I'd need to do is buy a local scottish kebab. They would stop zombies dead in their tracks. Pun intended.
 
My old ICT teacher had spent a lot of time thinking about this, and apparently worked out that Carlisle castle would be one of the safest places in the North of England to be because of its structure and the fact that it's now a war museum and so has a supply of weaponry. It's close to a petrol station should that be needed.
 
They'd have gotten there themselves eventually because they were slowly managing to imitate civilisation like pretending to have conversations with each other. He just sped up the process.
 
We Canadians know the true threats of this world.

Forget being able to see Russia from our coastline, economic depression, or nuclear winter.

Zombie outbreaks are real, you have been warned.
 
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