I had a mood swing and sent my best friend this message, he's a guy and just recently got a girlfriend... Sorry T_T:
Hello you beautiful son of a bitch, how you doin'?
Today we were discussing how much we would care if you got abducted by a fucking rapist and got raped and murdered, it was a good laugh.
Your girlfriend enjoyed it. I just wanted to send you this fuckfest of offensiveness to ruin your day! Because I just want a hairy-ass gorilla to teabag your fucking abomination you call a dick. I don't intend on causing any violent harm to you because that's just barbaric. What I really want to do is painlessly ruin your fucking life until you go suicidal. Please take this as an opportunity to remove yourself from this Earth. I don't care if your precious girlfriend would sob her eyes out, I'd pat her on the back and say "It's no big deal, cheer up." If some pedophile was raping you and was going to kill you when they were finished, while you were screaming for help and I was watching from nearby, I would simply shrug my shoulders, and walk away. I hope you die sometime so I can experience the irony of "Haha, you're dead and I'm not! Who's gonna get a girlfriend now, hm?" Ha!
You're a pretty boy asshole of a prick that only cares about themselves and doesn't seem to realize the emotions of other people, and make everything go so you can be satisfied. You're going to fuck your girlfriend before you're 14 and she'll hate it. She'll see your fucking shrivel of a dick and try to escape, you'll rape her and get her pregnant, she'll go through child birth and come up with a mentally retarded baby. You'll laugh as she has to take care of it on her own and you ditch her. Her parents will end up hating you and she'll break up with you. So anyway, happy fucking March break, have a nice day you miserable fuck.
I think I'm evil
Hello you beautiful son of a bitch, how you doin'?
Today we were discussing how much we would care if you got abducted by a fucking rapist and got raped and murdered, it was a good laugh.


I think I'm evil
