I heard something quite amusing on the radio this morning

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Jack's Smirking Revenge

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Apparently McDonalds is now a registered exam board, and they're going to be offering apprenticeships on how to run your very own burger van. xD
 
There is no way that this is not an interesting topic. Are you serious? Wow... McDonalds is pretty pretentious, aren't they? What happened to when they were just a fast food restaraunt? Wow...

Now they are pretty much a Starbucks that serves burgers... and now offers classes for people to do random things with burger vans.
 
I WANT MY OWN BURGER VAN!

I can do the dinner time rounds to all the places where fit men work.........
 
Hahahaha, rofl. Wtf XDDD That's the most random thing I've heard in a long time.

I'm going to walk into McDonalds tomorrow and shout "I WANT CLASSES ON HOW TO RUN A BURGER VAN!!!" and see what they do. That'll amuse the fook out of me. >_>
 
Make sure you record it when you do, so we can all lol at you :gasp:

I always wanted to go ito Boots wih a bottle of herbal essances demanfding a refund becasue it didnt give me an orgasm like it does on the adverts >_>
 
I went into church last Sunday and demanded a refund from God because my Penis wasn't giving my lass an orgasm.




Not really.



LOL at original post though. My next doss planned out.
 
I wonder what you will be examined on? The quickness of setting up? The greasiness of the burger? The grubbiness of your apron? all of these things i think are important when getting food from a good burger van! ^_^
 
apprentiships on running burger vans? Thats crazy
I think i can almost top that by telling you, and this is true. Burger king is releasing its own brand of perfume that smells like the whopper. You can only buy it online and it costs around £3.00 apparantly.
 
Moondancer said:
I WANT MY OWN BURGER VAN!

I can do the dinner time rounds to all the places where fit men work.........
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You mean the fat hairy men with builder's bums?

Moondancer said:
Make sure you record it when you do, so we can all lol at you :gasp:

I always wanted to go ito Boots wih a bottle of herbal essances demanfding a refund becasue it didnt give me an orgasm like it does on the adverts >_>
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I work in Boots. :gmonster: Come to my shop so I can say "I'll remedy that for you tonight ;)"
 
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