I heard something quite amusing on the radio this morning

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

If you kiss me, I promise I won't turn into a frog.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Pools my dear, I'm surprised you could remember so many, the only I remembered without looking back at the book was 'This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.'

I've told you many times that I have a memory for pointless things.
And I'd forgotten that one. xD

I think that's about it though...

 

[Davey Gaga]

Pools my dear, I'm surprised you could remember so many, the only I remembered without looking back at the book was 'This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.'

That's getting used. xDDDDDDDD

 

[Fusilli]

Hahaha, I had a feeling you'd pick up on that one. xD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I think my personal favourite is the winking one...