I heard something quite amusing on the radio this morning

[Fusilli]

Baz has a t-shirt with that on. xD

Your avatar that is...

Peas are so cute! 8D

I saw a purse with it on once, I wish I'd bought it now.

 

[Davey Gaga]

It's probably one of those really cheesy lines that you only joke about, but actually works.

I can hear the bells ringing already.

 

[Fusilli]

It's my birthday, how about a birthday kiss?

 

[Bambi]

*snogs jane*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy?

That dress would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor. ;D

*snogs jane*

D:

 

[Saga]

Try it and find out

 

[Bambi]

That dress would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor. ;D

Its getting heated in here

 

[Fusilli]

That dress would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor. ;D

If you think you might regret this in the morning, we can stay in bed until the afternoon.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk past again?

 

[Fusilli]

Which side of my bed would you like to sleep on?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

 

[Davey Gaga]

D:

Is that all you'll say to someone stealing your woman?! Fight for her, fool!

I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

I'm well using this one. xD

Also, at a christmas gig, I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink I ended up asking the barmaid if I could come down her chimney tonight. <___<

 

[Fusilli]

What winks and is great in bed? ;]

 

[Fusilli]

Is that all you'll say to someone stealing your woman?! Fight for her, fool!

Pathetic, isnt he! D:

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Here I am, what are your other two wishes?

 

[Fusilli]

The more I drink, the prettier you get.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I bet you £20 you turn me down.

 

[Fusilli]

Can I take your photo please, so I can show Santa what I'd like for Christmas?

 

[Davey Gaga]

I bet you £20 you turn me down.

So the only possible outcomes are profitting or going home with a prostitute.

Nice. xD

 

[Fusilli]

Pools my dear, I'm surprised you could remember so many, the only I remembered without looking back at the book was 'This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.'