humiliated

[Big Casino]

Ever done something so fucking stupid? So fucking embarassing? So humiliating you just wanna shoot yourself in the head or to a lesser extent hide under the covers and not surface again for a looong loooong time?
WEll i did that last night but theres no way i can tell you what it is.
So if your more of a man than me share your experiences with us.
Give me something to lol about

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

I've got your back, Lew. Here's one that'll make you lol.

One day, I was low on boxers and I was being a lazy bastard and didn't wash. I had forgotten that the next day, I had to go to class. So, that next day, I had to go commando and go without boxers. As if that wasn't bad enough, at school I ended up ripping my pants... right in the crotch.

I didn't even know about it. So, during said class, I notice the teacher giving me funny looks, and then she eventually tells me to go to the restroom and check my pants. So, I did so, and I discovered that for 10 minutes, the teacher was totally checking out my junk.

I could have died right there.

But I didn't, and I live to tell the tale of how I showed my balls off to my teacher in High School. Haters gonna hate.

 

[Bambi]

did you do kareoke?

Ive shown myself up loads, and it's always when im drunk, i should stop drinking really

 

[Moogles]

I made the cardinal mistake of asking about someone's pregnancy with no confirmation that they were actually pregnant. My aunt came over for a visit, and she was looking rather large around the stomach. She didn't look fat--just pregnant. Anywho, I said I had no idea she was expecting, and I knew I made a mistake when my comment was met with painful silence. Not cool, man.

 

[L]

i farted beside this chick and blamed it on her dog

she wasn't buying it

one time i called one of my teachers mom.

i got caught staring at one of my teacher's breasts.

punched a chick in the boob

when i was a kid i used to play baseball. i put my catching glove all the way up to my nose and the coach threw the ball to me, and well uh, lets just say it was a pretty painful experience and I learned my lesson about how far I should keep my glove away from my face.

 

[Tucker]

Apparently my teacher was gossiping about me back in 8th grade. (The son of a bitch) He thought I was faking sick and that my mom was too lenient. So, I confronted him about it. Since the confrontation was totally going the wrong way since he somehow turned it on me, I just started crying. And I mean crazy crying. BAWLING. Not cuz I was sad, but cuz I was angry and my adrenaline was pumping with nowhere to go! It normally wouldn't bother me since I never have to see him again but he goes to my church. So I see him almost every Sunday. FML

 

[Nbotff]

I fell in love someone at school.... and i did everything to get there attention. I just threw myself at them i told him everything personal about myself and we got close once only for a little bit, i held his hand and stuff, and one day they turned around and shared all my secrets with everyone and made me look like a right fool.

I have never seen love turn to hate so fast. At the time i just wanted to crawl up in a ball and pretend it never happened. School crushes suck... x

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

I had to ring a male customer while at work once to let him know his customer order had arrived and his wife answered the phone.

It totally sounded like a mans voice on the other end, and so I asked if it was Mr. such and such and there was a pause and then, 'No I'm his wife.'

I went so red. XD I was like, oh shit what do I SAY!!!

Usually I always say, 'Is Mr or Mrs such and such there.' even if I think it might already be them on the phone! I just don't like to assume that it's them straight away. >.<

This time I was so sure it was the man though. I was so embarrassed and made up some lame excuse as to why I thought it was her husband. XD

Luckily they couldn't see who I was. It was so good to finally hang up. >.<

 

[Linnaete]

This was back in the first week when the Societies Fair was up and running, where representatives set up stalls and try to entice first years to sign up for various university societies ranging from a Bangladeshi forum to the assassins' guild.

I went to have a look, but with how crowded, stuffy, claustrophobic and difficult to navigate through it was, I just couldn't stay there for very long. At the least all I wanted to do was to see what stalls there were, then exit ASAP. The reps however, constantly bugged me with "are you interested in X" or "hi, may I interest you in considering Y" or even "hey, sign up for Z! You know you wanna!"

Four reps had pestered me already and I was annoyed by that point. If I was genuinely interested, I would have approached the stall on my own, honestly. Then another rep from the corner of my eye on the right asked if I was interested in something. I just said no to try and shake her off, only to realise a split second later that I just said no to the UNICEF society.

"NO?! You're not interested in saving starving kids in Africa??!!!" she said that with such incredulity - and worse, LOUDLY. I'm sure for a moment there everyone who heard that turned round to look at me. After that, I just got the hell out of there.