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I have been going to the same hairdresser for yeeeears, but today I couldn't be bothered getting the bus all the way into Hyde just for a quick trim, so I called into one in Ashton

All I wanted was a trim and my layers neatening up, I'm growing it so I haven't been for a while....'How much do you want taking off' She asks 'Not alot, it just needs a trim' I said......

THREE FUCKING INCHES SHE TOOK OFF -__-

I'm not amused, now its short again :stare: I swear she looked like Edward scissorhands when she was hacking away at my poor hair, and being a girl I was like omg my HAIR!!!!

I'm never going there again, Im gunna wash it soon, see how short it actually is grrr

Although I'm sure it could be worse, I've had some embarrassing haircuts in the past, thankfully I don't have any photographic evidence for when I was younger

Share your disasters :monster:

Or ones that maybe you thought OMG as they were cutting it and actually turned out great.... I had mine cut quite short and I really liked it about a year ago but I'm worried about what this haircuts gunna look like.......I think I will either go to an expensive place next time for a complete restyle or just stick to the hairdressers I know
 
Three inches?! :gasp: Christ, that's exactly why I cut my hair myself. >_> I'm the only person who knows what I want my hair to look like, and I don't trust hairdressers anyway because they NEVER do it right. The only time I'll ever go to them will be for a trim, but I haven't had any of the length since March '07. <_< It was so short aswell, I asked for it shoulder-length and she cut it about an inch and a half above the shoulders! D: She was like 'Ohhh don't worry, it'll be longer when you straighten it!' and I was like 'I don't straighten my hair D:' Pch, stupid hairdressers. ><
 
Ugh I straightened it and it's just abit longer than my shoulders but the layers now look too long, I'm well not impressed with it at all. Stupid girl. Doesn't look right grrrrr, I might aswel just have had it all cut off -__-

I 'm glad I didn't say take a couple of inches off though tbh, I would have ended with short back and sodding sides :gasp:
 
Funnily enough I had a bad experience during my last visit, this Tuesday just gone. With all this heat coming around, I thought I'd get something significantly shorter and thinned out than usual. I specify this. However she sees fit to simply thin out my fringe, cut it on an angle [to that point that, when it grows out, I'll look fucking emo], and thin out the top. No compromise for the sides or the back - I have to straighten it now in order to show my face at work. >_> I feel like such a fag.

Though having said that, it does look pretty decent straightened. I've started using styling clay on it again too, just to give it some form.

Pros don't outweight the cons though. It's still shit, and I now have to straighten it until it grows at least. Bah. BAH! And all because the awesome gay guy decided to work closer to home, consequently leaving me with an inferior hairdresser! :gasp:
 
I don't care about my hair enough to get it worked on. Run a brush through it and we're good. I do have a story related to hairdressers, though.

It happened about two years ago. Warm, summer day. I didn't have a job, so I didn't have anywhere to be. My mom thought it'd be a good idea if I got out of the house and spent some time with her. She asked if I'd like to come with her on some errands. "Sure," I said! "I'm up for that!"

Jump ahead a few hours. I was sitting in a chair at this hairdressing place at the mall. Lots of cosmos to read. Tons of elderly women to talk to! The smell of chemicals in the air.

Jump ahead two hours. I'm still in that damn chair. My mom's still getting her hair done. It might've gone quicker if she wouldn't have been talking to that obese hairdresser the entire time. Living hell. It'll never happen again.
 
I don't really remember any sort of disasters when it comes to my hair and hairdressers. Like Mister Poop, I did spend a good couple hours sitting on a damn chair waiting for my grandma to get her hair all purdy and stuff. That's pretty much the only time, really, and everyone knows how I hate waiting.

Hmm, although now that I remember, there was that one time when the lady was trying to cut my hair but all of a sudden my throat started itching like crazy and I had a major coughing fit...as in, I just couldn't stop coughing for a full five minutes! I watch myself get red (mainly due to embarrassment, but also because I was getting really hot) in front of the mirror and the lady was staring at me and had stopped what she was doing. I was so embarrassed. >.> I remember pulling on that white tissue paper they put around my neck and murmured, "It's really hot in here, but I'm okay."
 
Mm, I often find the hairdressers take off more than I want them to. :(

One of my worst experiences was when I asked for shoulder length hair and it ended up being above the shoulders and didn't suit me at allll.
Then there was the time I asked for a side fringe... The hairdresser just gathered all my fringe in her hand and chopped it once! She has improved since though. =P I had her under a month ago and really liked what she did that time. ^_^
 
Hairdressers and barbers are the spawn of Satan. Don't trust 'em.

Saying that I might get a trim soon....
 
I've never particularly cared about the way my hair looks, but no hairdresser I've ever been to has made it look like a disaster. Only my mother, folks. She used to make it look like she put a bowl over my head and cut my hair.

I think the only time I've been angry with hairdressers was when I was a kiddo, because I wanted a matt bellamy/super saiyan thing going on, and my mother told me she'd do it for me when she took me to the hairdressers, so I got pretty angry when we came out and it wasn't red, blonde, or spikey.
 
Lord Flashheart said:
Hairdressers and barbers are the spawn of Satan. Don't trust 'em.
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You should go to mine, it's a women's hairdressers really, but they have very hot wimminz there who cut hair. I remember when I was getting a perm, which took about four hours, but it was great. Having a gorgeous 20 year old blonde model wash and shampoo your hair and talk to for four hours is really a lot of fun.

I thought I had a disaster once when after having my hair cut shoulder length, due to school, I looked a lot like a girl. My hair looked like Britney Spear's when it was short. So I thought it was a disaster, but after I went home and had a shower, it turned out good.
 
My hair cutting story isn't horrible, but it did irk me a bit.

So I go in to get a haircut. The guy asks "So what you want done?" I specifically told him "Dont cut too much off, I dont want to see any scalp at all!" So he's buzzin' away with the clippers and guess what? He did the EXACT opposite of what I told him! I dont like my hair too short because of my weird shaped head! How hard is it to NOT cut too much off? But I let it slide because I'm like that...besides, its grown in now, just how I like it.
 
Placebo said:
You should go to mine, it's a women's hairdressers really, but they have very hot wimminz there who cut hair. I remember when I was getting a perm, which took about four hours, but it was great. Having a gorgeous 20 year old blonde model wash and shampoo your hair and talk to for four hours is really a lot of fun.

I thought I had a disaster once when after having my hair cut shoulder length, due to school, I looked a lot like a girl. My hair looked like Britney Spear's when it was short. So I thought it was a disaster, but after I went home and had a shower, it turned out good.
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I have many hot wimminz, with very large breaties and firm bot-bots, who fiddle and play with my hair already. but I'll keep it in mind ;)
 
I've done hairdressing myself so you should know it is harder than it looks. So everyone's bound to get a disaster or two.

I always get mine done by my sister so it ain't all that bad, but when she isn't around I went to a salon, and they made one side shorter than the other, I didn't complain though, just went somewhere else and they did a grand job of my bob, I love it :D

 
Well, i've been trying to get a haircut for 3 days. -__-

I hate this long hair. On Monday i went in their and he said "Nah, sorry mate i'm filled up".

So next day, i went to my friends house to get Crisis Core from him, then as soon as i get home i'm like...OH SHIT I GOTTA GO GET A HAIRCUT! Then the hairdressers was closed.

Then today, i feel like a asshole for calling him a asshole but, that asshole left his shop as soon as i got there, he said "Sorry! i my grampa's dieing and i have to go to the hospital" -__-
 
I don't have any bad hairdressing stories. :wacky:

I actually changed my hairdressers to Saks the other week. I now have a hairdresser who is fit, blonde, early 20s and called Kayleigh =]
I was only in there for an hour though since I only needed a trim and styled a little bit with clay/texturizing gum. But she shampooed my hair for a good 20mins and it felt soooo nice :D
 
I don't care how discriminatory this sounds but I despise having my haircut by a gay man. I'm perfectly okay with homosexuality but, jesus, I was unbelievably uncomfortable when the last guy was practically ejaculating to the touch of my head. Euuuuuuuuuuchchchchgawoeiugao.

Anyway, I've never had much of a "disaster" (other than from the gay guy ... it was horrible :gasp:) because I'm not particularly bothered about my hair. At the end of the day, if it's too short, then it can grow. If it's messy, it can get cut short, then it can grow and we can try again. It's as simple as that.

EDIT:
Ryan, scoooooooore. I have fit, brunette, 20 year-old Carly. :wacky:
 
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