Global Bullshit Has Ended

[Nalaar]

Good evening boys and girls! Riddle me the fuck this...what ninja turtle pj wearing mommas boy decided it might be a damn fine idea to just kind of wander out on the lawn, check the mail, and say " Ya know that whole liverspot on the earth that has somehow managed to help me and the kids breathe? That big green nasty fuck? Yeah...I am gonna pull some strings today and wipe that out. Who the fuck needs the green house effect?"
Better question
Who the fuck was too busy staring at the teachers ass to note what the hell she was saying? Its not like the planet we live on needs god-given lungs or anything. And with EXXON and Shell we have already pryed open the lobes of the capitalist mind and implanted a thought. " Money grows on trees." Well, ya know in a way it does but...I'll be damned( especially if I can't breathe)
economical developement requires wood, but it should not give one wood to ponder a wee bit on the wee wee in the wee hours and think, " I should overcompensate with a chainsaw and a can of red acrylic paint. Lemme ask you...when you were out there shaking the can and listening to the rattle of your one brain cell smacking against the sides of your skull, did you ever, in the sweet bliss of a whiz on a stump, think that maybe not providing the organisms that offer the meds you need so you can spend your blessed funds might not prove a worthy investment.
"I forgot I'm human and shit. I think thats what happened. " -Says He
I got a grand ass idea. How boust we take the one vegetation your daughter needs for lupus and level it from the ground her creator rooted it in and I dunno, pop a top and have a bon fire and bbq in her honor? Sound cool. See you in Africa. There you go....get to speed dialing......I'll be right here when you get back.

For now, I am going to ponder.
Hmmmm....media icons must not enjoy their job. Lets see....uh....artharitis...thyroid trouble...worn cartilage...popping knees...cataracts...the need to shit accompanied by the need to sit down...the need to stand only brought about by the need to pee...and of course obvious starvation...The ability to see 20/20 will allow us the luxury of balance. Introducing: 50/50

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So things are looking skyward here in Baytown, Tx. The fuggin UN, CFR and all those who could have swore they were The Chair are trotting about the land and here to make things better. They did not realize that so much bullshit like <insert bullshit here> was bubbling in the civilian mind about them because...there are people who have been held at gun point by topmen hired on by pedo-file that away, fraudulent, generals seeking weapon contracts and a right jolly good time with a 12 year old. If you are a topman and do not HAVE a topman over you, then you woke up and decided it was best to be a dickard and annihilate the blueprint projected to our public...who still has their fire arms by the way. Way too stick your head so far up your ass you do naught but talk shit. Your arrogance has gotten the best of you. Time to stop playing with it out in the open air, zip up, and forgive momma and dad. If you are BG....text hillary before your institution bug/cams me....again....:wtf:.

I slam shots with your authorities while you are makin rim shots. Everyone here needs to know a secret.

If you want something done, go to a bar. Rant next to a wired detective or fed. The feed goes straight to their topman...read my tavistock post and send the link to said detectives phone. Topman gets link....topman realizes they are working for Tavistock institute and not the county or the US...ah hell....So all the good puppies can go the fuck home. So whoever told you " You do good work, kid. You like to write-sing-design-economics-finances-...Well, you are gonna work for us now kid. " Thinks he is working for someone else....when that person works for Tavistock....

Good news. The general at the CDC who has been farting around with engineering H1N1 for mexican DNA has been apprehended. SBD...it is known. As for baytown, some things have been brought to the front of the consciousness in the UN instead of meandering in the bowels of accounts. For instance, if you follow scrooge mcducks legacy you will note two imperative facts. Swan diving into gold coins of that weight and mass will break your fuggin neck. Snap it clean in two. And two, he was 2 dimensional. This has to be one of the greatest parables ever told. Baytown city hall needs a good revamping. Instead of property expansion because they are two lazy to fix the original shit, they are...well...fixing the original shit. Its true because the citizens of Baytown RUN EXXON...it needs to be more of a tourist attraction rather than a shit hole. Thank you UN for having a peak below the chair and seeing the need to locate the blessed pooper-scooper.

Recipe for my Troubled Asset

Short glass on the rox

1 Captain Morgan
1 Rasberry Schnapps

Top with grand marnier

Serve and toast to Marvin.


Thanks
Nalaar

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"Stop, Know and don't...."

Bushes Topman....Micheal T. Williamson

........Now...I've been one poor correspondant and I have been too too hard to find....but it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind..."

TCUnit 12...

 

[Serah]

...as usual

tl;dr

as well as most of what I did read still makes no sense...I'm gonna scoot this over to The Lobby. I really don't see how this is going to turn into some deep debate and therefore should not belong in the Sleeping Forest.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Good evening boys and girls! Riddle me the fuck this...what ninja turtle pj wearing mommas boy decided it might be a damn fine idea to just kind of wander out on the lawn, check the mail, and say " Ya know that whole liverspot on the earth that has somehow managed to help me and the kids breathe? That big green nasty fuck? Yeah...I am gonna pull some strings today and wipe that out. Who the fuck needs the green house effect?"

I'll tell you this Riddler, it was big business that made that dicision. Pure and simple, they needed to get that green spot out, so they Oxy Cleaned that bitch. Billy Mayes has never been happier.

Who the fuck was too busy staring at the teachers ass to note what the hell she was saying?

Well, riddle me this riddler: Why is the teacher drawing attention to her ass? It's a damned school, she shouldn't be wearing pants that tight. Also, if someone was too busy staring at her ass, then they wouldn't have gotten what she was saying.

Its not like the planet we live on needs god-given lungs or anything.

Those would be trees, plants, grass, you know... The lungs.

And with EXXON and Shell we have already pryed open the lobes of the capitalist mind and implanted a thought. " Money grows on trees."

Not necessarily... Money doesn't grow on trees, money grows below the trees in underground patches of oil that we drill up. The trees are removed so we can get the oil under them... Then when all is said and done... PARKING LOT!!!

economical developement requires wood

Bullfuckingshit. Economical development is only based off of a little bit of wood. Ever wonder why most logging companies are dying out. Wood is old, buy a brick house instead.

I should overcompensate with a chainsaw and a can of red acrylic paint. Lemme ask you...when you were out there shaking the can and listening to the rattle of your one brain cell smacking against the sides of your skull, did you ever, in the sweet bliss of a whiz on a stump, think that maybe not providing the organisms that offer the meds you need so you can spend your blessed funds might not prove a worthy investment.

Loggers have to make a living. So what if a few trees go down, they have to put food on the table. Besides, trees will eventually grow back. Damned treehuggers need to calm down.

"I forgot I'm human and shit. I think thats what happened. " -Says He

Or maybe, "I'm sorry Mr. Tree, you have to go down so my family stays up."

I got a grand ass idea. How boust we take the one vegetation your daughter needs for lupus and level it from the ground her creator rooted it in and I dunno, pop a top and have a bon fire and bbq in her honor?

Although that sounds like a blast, and I love me some BBQ, that's got to be the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Get back to the kitchen and russle me up some brownies that aren't special for a change.

For now, I am going to ponder.
Hmmmm....media icons must not enjoy their job.

Spencer Pratt. There, I just ended that sorry excuse for a ponder.

So things are looking skyward here in Baytown, Tx. The fuggin UN, CFR and all those who could have swore they were The Chair are trotting about the land and here to make things better. They did not realize that so much bullshit like <insert bullshit here> was bubbling in the civilian mind about them because...there are people who have been held at gun point by topmen hired on by pedo-file that away, fraudulent, generals seeking weapon contracts and a right jolly good time with a 12 year old.

You've been watching some Alex Jones videos huh? Yeah, it'll have that effect on you. Remember that one video where the military was storming small towns in Texas... Yeah, that was a lie, just like the cake.

If you are a topman and do not HAVE a topman over you, then you woke up and decided it was best to be a dickard and annihilate the blueprint projected to our public...who still has their fire arms by the way.

Sure, they have their fire arms, but they'll never use them. The gun exists to facilitate a false sense of security. When the time comes to use them, they'll never even think about it.

Besides, those blueprints are subject to change every once in a while.

Way too stick your head so far up your ass you do naught but talk shit.

I'll have you know that I can talk shit just fine without my head up my ass.

Your arrogance has gotten the best of you. Time to stop playing with it out in the open air, zip up, and forgive momma and dad. If you are BG....text hillary before your institution bug/cams me....again....:wtf:.

Again?! The cams never left. And if you didn't know this before... Man oh man are you in some deep trouble. Big Brother is always watching... However, the reality show isn't going so well.

I slam shots with your authorities while you are makin rim shots. Everyone here needs to know a secret.

It's hard to make any shots where there are no balls on the court. Sure, tell them a secret, how are they supposed to know it's not a lie to cover up the real truth. That truth being is that everything you and I are stating is a lie.

Work your mind on that logic and tell me if it doesn't make your head hurt.

If you want something done, go to a bar. Rant next to a wired detective or fed.

First stop, mental ward! Do not pass go, do not collect $200, you're fucked.

Rant next to a wired detective or fed. The feed goes straight to their topman...read my tavistock post and send the link to said detectives phone. Topman gets link....topman realizes they are working for Tavistock institute and not the county or the US...ah hell....So all the good puppies can go the fuck home. So whoever told you " You do good work, kid. You like to write-sing-design-economics-finances-...Well, you are gonna work for us now kid. " Thinks he is working for someone else....when that person works for Tavistock....

Implying that you actually know where it goes. The feed links straight to the aliens man. Smiling man in a green suit. Google that, in the meantime, I'll sit back and laugh my ass off at the look on your face when your world starts crumbing around you.

Good news. The general at the CDC who has been farting around with engineering H1N1 for mexican DNA has been apprehended.

N1H1, Swine Flu, or the beginning of the zombie Apocalypse, take your pick.

For instance, if you follow scrooge mcducks legacy you will note two imperative facts.

Capitalism, it just fucking works.

Swan diving into gold coins of that weight and mass will break your fuggin neck.

When in doubt, cannonball!

And two, he was 2 dimensional.

Bullshit. That's what they wanted to make you think.

Instead of property expansion because they are two lazy to fix the original shit, they are...well...fixing the original shit. Its true because the citizens of Baytown RUN EXXON...it needs to be more of a tourist attraction rather than a shit hole. Thank you UN for having a peak below the chair and seeing the need to locate the blessed pooper-scooper.

We can't fix the original shit, so here is what we'll do... FIX THE ORIGINAL SHIT! WOOOO!

Baytown is full of shit. They run nothing. As stated before, it's all aliens and their ties with the Frenches mustard company. (Mustard gas anyone.)

Green suited smiling man says "Sup?".

Recipe for my Troubled Asset

Short glass on the rox

1 Captain Morgan
1 Rasberry Schnapps

Top with grand marnier

Serve and toast to Marvin.

I prefer the pangalactic gargleblaster.

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

To make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster using Terran ingredients:


Take the liquid contained in a 200 ml (6.75 oz) bottle of EverClear to remind you that your head will be clear forever if you drink too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, and that your brain will clear of anything soon after you start drinking some, if not before.

Into it, slowly pour a 750 ml (25 oz) bottle of Bombay Sapphire to remind you of the marvelous beauty of the old Santraginean seas, or an equal amount of Jeremiah Weed in acknowledgement of what has happened to the Santraginean Seas and their lifeforms.

Now add 750 ml (25 oz) of Cold Wild Turkey, letting it run into the mixture as we run through life to remind us of all the lifeforms we meet and experience while hitchhiking through the galaxy.

Speedily stirring, add 375 ml (12.7 oz) of Herradura Tequila, mixing it in to commemorate the galactic hitchhikers who died of pleasure among the vapors and gasses in the marshes of Fallia.

Over the bowl of a silver spoon, let flow 1 litre (34 oz) of rum in memory of the waterfalls and their glorious rainbows encountered on your journeys through the galaxy of life.

Next, drop in the worm found in a bottle of Musquil, watching it dissolve into the mixture. If the bottom falls out and the worm survives, drink at your own risk.

Finally, sprinkle into the mixture some Gatorade to commemorate the lifeforms which have vanished and are becoming extinct, both sentient and non-sentient, especially those most in need of aid.

On another note...

Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

 

[Noblesse Oblige]

*twittches uncontrollably*

 

[Serah]

teal deer does not approve

 

[Koloth]

All I got to say is that fifty percent of the post had the work "fuck". Why do people think it's cool to type fuck every other word?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Everyone needs a fuck every now and then

 

[GameGeeks]

So, wanna climb in the closet with me for a bit then?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Sure thing

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Bow chika bow wow.

 

[Shu]

Reading unformatted brain spew makes me think Blogs should never be allowed by the government.

 

[Serah]

 

[Ewan]

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

At least my post is good... Right guys? RIGHT?! BAWWWW!!!

 

[Nalaar]

If you don't need wood, then you don't need to look for the blessed pun, do you son?

 

[Linnaete]

At least my post is good... Right guys? RIGHT?! BAWWWW!!!

You had a lot of time in your hands, didn't you?

But yeah, your post may have been good. I haven't read it- my eyes nearly blew up from Nalaar's post.

 

[Eight]

I'm suprised you had to will power to read her post. It's fucking boring 8F

 

[Serah]

I think my IQ dropped a few points and I didn't even read all of it.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Summary plox.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

If you don't need wood, then you don't need to look for the blessed pun, do you son?

I never once stated that we didn't need wood. I stated that our economy no longer revolved around it, which is why logging companies are falling left and right. However, I will state that wood is no longer a priority.

Also, the "pun", which was very vague, and not witty nor funny at all, hardly deserves mentioning. If that was the highlight of your post, and the only thing worth mentioning in my post... Well then, your post has been blown out of the proverbial water, and I am right and you are wrong.

Stick that in your blunt and smoke it... Hippie.

You had a lot of time in your hands, didn't you?

But yeah, your post may have been good. I haven't read it- my eyes nearly blew up from Nalaar's post.

A lot of free time indeed. I had to hurry up and post that before the NyQuil kicked in an allowed me to sleeps.

I'm suprised you had to will power to read her post. It's fucking boring.

Not nessesarily boring... Just a failed... much, much, much failed attempt at being a funny/liberal/hippie John Milton/Alex Jones.

None of that should go in a post... Ever.