"girls can't do this" Yeah well, Guys can't...

my favorite thing about women are their boobs.
 
My favorite thing about women is they open my jars.


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thats totally gross.

i xed out of my last tab and then went back to my selection of speakers and everything was all better though.
 
why the fuck did you quote

once was more than enough times to see that

you're such a dick :rage:
 
I have a friend who's 'bled' for over a month and lived. >.> She deserves a medal. :D

and when I say bled, I obviously mean a period, stupit.
 
Actually, there's quite a few tricks to opening a jar (especially the ones that are sticky, like jam; those are real buggers.)

1) Get a blunt butter knife, and give the edge of the lid a quick, sharp tap all around the edge. Easy opening.

2) Get a spoon or fork-- I find spoons work best for some reason -- and use the handle (not the part you use for a meal) to open it. Do this by inserting the handle end under the jar lid edge (tucked against the jar) and then push down on the spoon/fork. You know it's opened when you hear a hissing sound and the top pops. This just depressurizes the inside, and means you're not fighting a vacuum when you try to open it. ^_^ I wouldn't recommend using a knife, since you run the risk of breaking the blade.

3) Run warm water over the lid for a minute. It causes the metal lid to expand and makes it easier to open, but I find the other methods much faster.

Now having dispensed this sage advice, I'll happily toddle off.

P.S. Jelly on ice cream is delicious. :mokken:
Or just get a man.
 
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