Can I get a show of hands

My girlfriend is flying Southwest tomorrow. :ahmed:

I'm not saying I'm going to blame you if the plane crashes, I'm just saying that if the plane crashes, I'm blaming you. :jtc:
 
So I know this thread isn't about what it was about anymore, but this is important:

Last night I had a dream where I was at home, and then some thin black woman with short hair, she was ever so bubbly and had beautiful features, rang my door bell and said "hey you, we're having a protest, come walk the streets with us!".

I looked past her and there were like 40 people accompanying her with pickett signs saying some things (I forget what), and I was like "alright, sure, just let me put my socks and shoes on."

But I had to get socks out of my sock basket and ended up taking too long to get my shoes on and laces tied, so when I went to exit my front door, they were all gone.

I was sure that they assumed I didn't want to partake and was ignoring them, and for this I felt very bad.

It seems like fate that I should raise my hand in this fruitless protest to ease my dream-spawned guilt from last night.
So here's to Jim, who made my dozen silly Paul Newman sigs that I so love alternate randomly.
:neomon:
 
Galaxyflare said:
Maybe I should go visit Hal?

Where does he live New Zealand or Australia? I could never figure it out :lew:
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New Zealand, hence why he makes a point of calling us Aussie scum. :monster:
 
Meds said:
Yeah, I had a friend all through high school (kind of like you, Terrible Terry Tate) who I actually thought was completely heterosexual
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xD

EDIT taken out of context strictly for teh lulz
 
He does hate everyone, but he hates Aussies more.

Actually that's not even true. He hates everyone, but he hates everyone more.
 
that could have been taken that way even if it were read with the posts' entirety.
sorry about that Terrible Terry Tate
 
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