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This is the third of these I have done...you ask anything, I answer as truthfully as possible.

ie Why do I care about your answers?

In which my response would be something along the lines of how maxim voted me the third best question answer in the world. Behind yoda and confuscius. And I'm more reliable than wikipedia. Citation needed
 
What would you do if The Guv'na came back and wanted to give you a hug?
 
Is Moonman implying that Bam should stick a cucumber-swan up her cooch?
 
Eww! That's sickening!

In any case, I have a question. Is it too late to save our environment? If so, please explain. If not, then how can we fix this?
 
is any dick longer than 12 inches fake? :monster:
 
DOES THAT MEAN YES OR NO?

I'M TOO RETARDED TO MAKE CORRECT ASSUMPTIONS. HALP PLZ D=
 
I DO NAUGHT KNOW, BUT I INTEND TO HAVE FUN FINDING OUT :gasp:

People with fot longs, form an orderly queue for inspection pl0x
 
Sorry, I don't own a computer, so it isn't always easy to respond to shit promptly.

Would you like to have my babies?
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Yes, but just know that about 6 months into our rearing of the child, I will be going out 'to get groceries' and you will never see or hear from me again. Unless our son (because it's going to be a boy or I'll punch you in the stomach in month 7) turns out to be a professional athlete. Then I'll just magically reappear into the picture.
Does the moon really exist?
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Yes. For proof, go outside at night, and look up. This will not work if you are from Canada or your name is Meiks. Or both.
How badly do kelly want me
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I assume you're talking about Kelly from Saved by the Bell. In which you have no shot. I'm sorry, but Zach Morris can pull bitches even the great Fields cannot.
Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
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Yes. Thank you, come again.
Orly? A cucmber'l do :awesome:
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Sexy. I once saw at a stripper show where one of them starting using a cucumber for things other than make a salad, then she threw it into the crowd. One guy apparently thought it would be a tasty treat, at consumed a nice bite from the dirty side.
Cucumbers don't have rocky, pointy bits though. Its all about textuuuuure.
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You should get that checked out.
What would you do if The Guv'na came back and wanted to give you a hug?
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I'd make him cry and leave like a little pussy. Did he ever come back in the year+ i was gone?
Is Moonman implying that Bam should stick a cucumber-swan up her cooch?
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I think he's implying she shaved his private area into a swan and then they proceed to have intercourse. Um.....yeah.
In any case, I have a question. Is it too late to save our environment? If so, please explain. If not, then how can we fix this?
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Eh, it might be. Honestly, even if America lowered it's emissions to a minuscule level, which would take years and years to put into full effect, every other country would have to comply. And let me tell you, those commie Chinese are not lowering their emissions unless they get the Olympics again. It's too bad, as it's really affecting our environment, but it seems like everything we've been doing for the past 100 years to build everyone to where they are is just collapsing on top of them, and this isn't limited to just environmental.
What is a Music Elitist?
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A guy who is such an asshole, he'll think less of you if you listen to music that, in his personal opinion that should have no bearing on anything, sucks.
s any dick longer than 12 inches fake? :monster:
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Stop comparing yourself to porn. You'll never get there. But Subway offers a mean $5 footlong...
 
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