Ask a 21 year old music elitist who loves alcohol anything vIMNOT19ANYMORE

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

I think he's implying she shaved his private area into a swan and then they proceed to have intercourse. Um.....yeah....

No I really am implying that she should shove a swan shaped cucumber up her piss-bucket. Just imagine the look on her faaaaaaaace!

Yes, but just know that about 6 months into our rearing of the child, I will be going out 'to get groceries' and you will never see or hear from me again. Unless our son (because it's going to be a boy or I'll punch you in the stomach in month 7) turns out to be a professional athlete. Then I'll just magically reappear into the picture

I said have my babies, meaning you would be the pregnant fool. And thus the apparently great Fields has failed.


Now suck my cock.

 

[Atma]

Thanks Fields for responding honestly. I guess everything really is collapsing around us. Soon, we'll have to answer to the consequences of FDR's New Deal.

 

[L]

Stop comparing yourself to porn. You'll never get there. But Subway offers a mean $5 footlong...

and I don't ever want to be there tbh

but yes or no?

 

[Fields]

I said have my babies, meaning you would be the pregnant fool. And thus the apparently great Fields has failed.


Now suck my cock.

I'm infallable. Like the pope. Thus, I do not fail.

And I don't think I want to be your first beej, you'd probably nut before I even started.

but yes or no?

No.

 

[L]

having a dick that long must be annoying, yes?

 

[Busta]

If you ran Survivor again, would you do anything different than you did the first Surivor you ran, or would you keep it the same?