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It looks astonishingly bad. Putting aside the fact this starkly reminds me of something like the original NieR or Drakengard 3 in that it looks like this was barely given any budget, the art style and aesthetics are fairly horrendous. Even with a low budget you can do a lot to give a game a...

Oh no :tearjoy: Happy belated 21st 23rd 25th 40th birthday, Miko! May your next Pokémon gym battle team be solely composed of Bulbasaurs and all their Vine Whip attacks land critical hits!

It shall be engraved upon your soul! The Valkyrie franchise is being resurrected like a fallen warrior Einherjar. Following the now-defunct Valkyrie Anatomia on mobile platforms, Valkyrie Elysium ushers in the series's return to home consoles and to Steam with a brand new (presumably rebooted)...

You thought it was Final Fantasy Tactics but it was me, DioField! Is Triangle Strategy on the Switch not enough Square Enix strategy RPG for you this year? Do you yearn for more medieval carnage on the battlefield? Then your bloodlust shall be more than sated with the announcement of The...

Χρόνια Πολλά, ντάνιελ! Εύχομαι να τα εκατοστήσεις, να τα χιλιάσεις και ό,τι επιθυμείς! :cake: Disclaimer: I have no idea what the above says. I just pulled it from somewhere without checking. It's possible I may have inadvertently insulted his family or something.

Happy birthday, man :tearjoy: I would also like to congratulate your girl for her first time celebrating a 3D boyfriend's birthday. :cake:

Silly name aside, Live A Live is a bit of a forgotten classic from the SNES era. Though a member of Square's old stable of classic RPGs, this 1994 game has never seen any official release or localisation outside of Japan until now. Announced in the February 2022 Nintendo Direct, this forgotten...

Square Enix is currently determined to remaster and re-release practically every single one of its classic titles in its portfolio. The next one on the list is the oft-rumoured remaster of Chrono Cross, now titled Chrono Cross The Radical Dreamers Edition. It's out on 7 April this year for PS4...

Hey, who Wanzer of this? As revealed in the February 2022 Nintendo Direct, a remake of the original Front Mission title is in the works by TA Publishing, a subsidiary of Forever Entertainment for Nintendo Switch, tentatively scheduled for sometime this year. A remake of a sequel game, Front...

We've a couple of months to go before we're graced with the undoubtedly timeless masterpiece that is Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin. So to whet our appetite, the final trailer for the game is already out and...wait, why is a Frank Sinatra song in this trailer? Did they just show off a...

Democracy has spoken and based on the results, the ancient Greeks who invented the concept should feel very pleased with themselves. Because how much more festive can you get than with a story where nearly everyone is horribly betrayed and murdered? Belated Merry Christmas! 🎄 CONGRATULATIONS TO...

Prompt #3 - Stockings I APOLOGISE PROFUSELY FOR THIS ONE. I AM WELL AWARE WHILE DOING IT THAT THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA, BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.

If our objective was to write uplifting tales about how the retirement of Santa Claus does not spell the end of the festive spirit of Christmas, I think we may have successfully failed. Perhaps Santa over his many long years of service gradually came to the sorrowful realisation that humanity...

Belated Prompt #2: Elf

Well if she's taken a 6 then I'll take the number 9.

Malikah's Well missed an opportunity to have its Talos boss encounter literally set itself alight and force a hug on all party members. :lew: Incredible read and insight as ever! I admittedly had scarcely ever heard of Talos, so it's been an absolute pleasure to read all about the lore and your...

Prompt #1 - Snow Globe Shenanigans

When you think about it, Hypellos are just slightly less annoying Jar Jar Binks. That's all I wanted to say. There is no other purpose to this post. None whatsoever.

Thank you for the banner, Kira. You will assuredly not receive coal this year! Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart that I make this extraordinarily harrowing announcement today. Santa Claus, aka Father Christmas, aka the man who is one more pint of eggnog away from getting himself...

You've seen the memes. You've bashed your head against some fairly tough enemies in both demos. You've seen Jack cut off a party member's speech to march out of a castle while listening to Limp Bizkit through his Apple Earpods. But what, you no doubt must be asking right now, is the story of...