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Who shall claim their fading light? From a single spark, will the land ignite A new shadow rises to fall upon the Dominants, painting their destinies black as night. It has been fifteen hundred years since the fall of our forebears, and Valisthea has been slowly dying ever since. Darkness...

The name Octopath Traveller may sound silly, but the title is very reflective of the adventure players will have. The first game from 2019 saw eight unique protagonists with their own individual stories to tell, and the freshly announced sequel, Octopath Traveller II, will seek to do much of the...

The beloved rhythm spinoff series for Final Fantasy soundtrack aficionados and fans returns on Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4! Among the surprise new Nintendo Direct announcements is Theatrhythm - Final Bar Line for the Switch, which releases on the 16th February next year. Like its earlier...

The shiny remaster of a PSP classic, Crisis Core - Final Fantasy VII Reunion launches 13 December 2022 for all major platforms (PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S and PC via Steam). Please form an orderly queue if you too are pursuing the fabled Gift of the...

Your journey to the hostile land of Athia will have to wait a little longer, traveller. After a discussion with "key partners", Square Enix and Luminous Productions have made the decision to delay Forspoken for a second time from its previous 11 October 2022 release date to a 24 January 2023...

Benedick is now for sure annihilated by the engine of a plane. His soul lingers about and is suddenly so envious of the living that he transforms into a fiend so horrific that even Lovecraft would have soiled his pants.

The blade-wielding Valkyrie will come find your soul on 29 September when Valkyrie Elysium, the next entry in the venerable Valkyrie Profile series, launches for PlayStation 4 and PlayStation 5. Souls on Steam itching for the glory of Valhalla will have to wait until 11 November. Furthermore...

FINAL WEEK - FF SCENES THAT NEVER HAPPENED

19. Username - Espurr 20. FF Monster - Chocobo Eater

Late July is not a good time for me. Too...chaotic. Sorry, Jack! I'll likely dip into the DLC when the entire three-part package is out. I'll need a refresher run through the game first before I tackle these, as I've likely already forgotten how to play the game. Bahamut here taking a page...

15. Adjective - libidinous 16. Adverb - noisily

Benedick has been appointed a Guardian of a Summoner for the duration of a pilgrimage. Unfortunately, Benedick may have overstated his competence during interviews and now his Summoner has been mauled to death by a coyote.

Star Ocean: The Divine Force will warp into view on 27 October worldwide, as announced by developer Tri-Ace and publisher Square Enix. Announced back in October of last year, this spacefaring fantasy action RPG is the sixth mainline entry in the Star Ocean series and will dock on PC (via Steam)...

Arable agriculture is serious business! Square Enix has a new IP to bring to the table, and this time it's a combination of an action RPG and a farming & life simulation game. The end result looks like something with the DNA of a Rune Factory game, but with the visual presentation and panache of...

The best character from Dragon Quest XI is back with their very own spinoff game for the Nintendo Switch this December! And iiiiiiit's...hang on, this is not Sylvando. Nor is it Veronica. This appears to be a game featuring Erik and his sister Mia as the protagonists instead. Oh well, not the...

8. Adjective - fetid

Congratulations to me. You got half of FFF staff to draw obscene pornography. :suki: ANYWAY, I'M ONE DAY BEHIND SCHEDULE. SORRY TO KEEP Y'ALL WAITING. I've fired the RNG chore hat and took ideas for a prompt from the Discord. WEEK #4: ...Final Fantasy scenes that never happened [Until end...

Benedick accidentally happens upon Cloud and Tifa up to some funny and totally censored business atop a hill. This fiendish discovery is too much for a creature as pure as he, and Benedick is now permanently traumatised.

Theme #3: Worst housemates/roommates err...a bit of a NSFW warning here