a death threat to santa

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Jack's Smirking Revenge

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It is part of the sweet Christmas tradition for children across the country, penning a festive wish list to Santa, hoping they are not on the naughty list.

While most youngsters do everything to keep on Santa's good side, one schoolgirl has torn up tradition and used her festive wish list to issue Father Christmas with an ultimatum: gifts or he gets it.

Demanding Mekeeda Austin, 13, warned Father Christmas that he will be 'killed' if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of lavish gifts.

She even threatened to 'hunt down' Santa's reindeer and 'cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day' if she doesn't get her way.

Her mother Tracey Austin, 40, was dumbstruck when she found the demanding note in her daughter's school bag.

In the letter Mekeeda, from Brickhill, Bedford, demands a Blackberry, a designer Laura Knitted 33 Jumper, money, Converse trainers and sunglasses.

As well as gifts Mekeeda also demands Father Christmas bring her 'the real' Justin Bieber and teenage singer Austin Mahone.

She signs off with the chilling warning: 'Remember...two of these, or you die.'

But her mother Tracey, 40, is not punishing her for the letter and has vowed to meet her daughter's demands saying: 'You don't want to get on the wrong side of Mekeeda.'

She said: 'When I first found the letter I thought it was funny, now I think I better get her what she wants, the last thing I want is for her to kill Santa.
Santa, look away! The demanding note threatens to kill Father Christmas and cook his beloved reindeer

Santa, look away! The demanding note threatens to kill Father Christmas and cook his beloved reindeer

'I know it sounds like she is spoilt but I like to get my daughter what she wants also you don't want to get on the wrong side of her.'

And Mekeeda doesn't seem to have any problem with being put on Father Christmas' naughty list.

The Year Nine pupil said: 'I was angry because I thought I wasn't going to get all the presents I wanted this year. Even though my mum found the note I still think I will get most of the things I want.

'I don't see any problem with the letter, I want all of these things and I don't see why I shouldn't get them.'

And stay-at-home mother Tracey says she will endeavour to deliver all the presents, even though she suspects Mekeeda will lose the Blackberry.

She said: 'I would fly over Austin Mahone and Justin Bieber, but I guess they will be busy with their own families on Xmas day.

'She loses phones constantly, so I know the Blackberry won't be in her possession for long, but she will be furious if she doesn't get one.

'So I'll probably be getting her a phone and some money. She is a lovely girl but can be very demanding.

'She is very energetic and has to burn off all her excess energy playing sports or she can be hyperactive when she finally gets home.

'She is always the life and sole of the party - there is never a dull moment when she is around so we can forgive her for being a bit of a diva.

'Mekeeda has actually calmed down a lot since she has been at secondary school as a child she was in trouble all the time.'
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...13-demands-presents-says-Santa-Claus-die.html

this is a low even for the daily mail. they usually talk utter shit, but i'd never expect them to print something like this. this is only worthy of the sun.

part of me thinks this is probably all a publicity stunt. a 13 year old that still believes in santa nowadays is fairly hard to believe. :hmmm:

there are some pretty funny quotes from the mother in there, like how she thinks she isn't spoiled but she likes to get her what she wants anyway.
 
I've actually met children that age who still believe in Santa :hmmm: However, it's not surprising to hear about spoiled little shits like this little girl. While I could be wrong and she is a very sweet, nice little girl...I highly doubt it from this quotes. It sounds like another parent in denial over it.

Also, a little kid with a blackberry? Wtf?
 
Must be a very slow news day. Has the Mail spent all of its energy already saying how much of a great man Cameron suddenly is, how evil the EU is and how everyone's next door neighbour is now some communist illegal immigrant on benefits who isn't Christian? So now they resort to such drivel and uhh, why is this even news?

Spoilt girl is spoilt anyway. I hate that 'I want, I get!' mentality anyway, and there's plenty of young teenagers like that. I wish parents would stop caving in and actually challenge them. I don't even know why this girl is even getting publicity from a national toilet pap- err, newspaper anyway. Like I said, is the Mail that desperate for things?
 
Shit parents like these are why we still have retarded kids :hmph: You don't give a child everything they want, or they'll continue going through life expecting to have everything served to them on a silver platter. Not to mention that she's a stay at home mom, and there's no hint of a husband with a job. Not to mention that buying her a phone just to have her lose it is a giant waste of money :ffs: She should buy the daughter the phone, and take it a few days later to return it and her daughter will just think she lost yet another phone. Also blackberry's are shit for anything but business.

Pockets said:
Also, a little kid with a blackberry? Wtf?
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It's more likely than you think. My friend's sister teaches a class full of kids younger than her that all have smart phones. Another friend has a spoiled 4 year old cousin who has both an iPhone and an iPad just to play Angry Birds and Fruit Ninja.
 
This is kinda mindblowing and weird to read. A 13 year old making death threats to santa and a mother psychologically foolish enough to give in to her daughter's demands like its just a joke? I know what to give her for christmas alright, and it's neither of those. >: /

Jokes aside, these two should be sent to get checked up by the shrink or juvie and jail until they learn manners and etiquette. Kinda creepy reading all of that and still appalled that they're running around society giving out these kinds of outlandish news. :B
 
It's a pathetic article of news but I actually think it's rather funny. Santa and his reindeer are not real, so it's not like her threats are real, she probably doesn't even believe in santa, just did the letter for the lulz and her mum sent it in for fame.

She's a spoiled brat but at least she's got a sense of humour :wacky:
 
Santa deserves to die, he is obviously a racist.
He doesn't give presents to Muslims or Jews, they have to make do with Dreidels.
This girl is also very caring, she wants to feed the homeless, this is very noble.
 
Ugh the sad thing is that there are parents out there who would give their children anything and everything.

No child of mine would get away with shit like that.

I sincerely hope that this isn't a real letter. It's a bit disturbing. :hmmm: Even if it is real and the girl was doing it for attention I think it's sick that a 13 year old girl could write things like that.

She's in the making to become one of those people who get locked up in padded rooms if she continues to think like this and then act upon them later on in life. XD

Probably reading too much into it though. :hmmm:
 
Kandy-Sugar said:
She's in the making to become one of those people who get locked up in padded rooms if she continues to think like this and then act upon them later on in life. XD
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Well, if that does happen, maybe she'll go search out Santa at the North Pole :grin: Then that'll be one snot nosed brat child down the drain :yay: As bad as that sounds :hmmm:
 
It all sounds like complete bollocks, as if a 13 year old would still beleive in santa haha

As for getting on her bad side, the little witch would get a thump in the gob if she tried giving me attitude, she wouldnt get fuck all for xmas *Shakes fist*
 
I doubt a 13 year old still believes in Santa, it's too fabricated.

But then again, if the girl wants to hunt down Santa, well let's see if she can even get funds or support to take the girl to the North Pole.
 
This kind of attitude is just terrible. Who threatens to murder for a blackberry (among other things) at 13 years old? :\

The reaction of her mother is even more shocking. 'We can forgive her for being a bit of a diva'... A bit? Really? :rage:

Mal said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...13-demands-presents-says-Santa-Claus-die.html

part of me thinks this is probably all a publicity stunt. a 13 year old that still believes in santa nowadays is fairly hard to believe. :hmmm:
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I agree. I actually hope this was just that. It's even more sad if it's not.
 
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