"girls can't do this" Yeah well, Guys can't...
- Thread starter The Witch
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You know, I once knew a man who couldn't count to twenty-one unless he was naked.
id never smash a spider 
Innnnteresting.
But You sure would open a jar wouldn't you.id never smash a spider
/stabs Martel
Now Marty, just bleed and survive for 8 days so you can brag about it to Calico.
Now Marty, just bleed and survive for 8 days so you can brag about it to Calico.
/stabs Martel
Now Marty, just bleed and survive for 8 days so you can brag about it to Calico.
If I'm actually a man, you've just condemned me to death, and if I'm a woman, I'll probably be dead on the seventh day
...oh, riiiiight.
i wouldnt open the jar if it was marmite
It better be major organs bleeding./stabs Martel
Now Marty, just bleed and survive for 8 days so you can brag about it to Calico.
Again,i dont smash spiders either I just flush em
so thar
I bet you open jars don't you.
it stinks and tastes shit
and tastes shit
If I'm actually a man, you've just condemned me to death, and if I'm a woman, I'll probably be dead on the seventh day
...oh, riiiiight.
Wait... aren't you Damon?!
/patches wound....
Sorry wrong Marty!
I don't open jars that much /weakling
And I kill any spider that comes within a foot of me!
And I kill any spider that comes within a foot of me
!See.Sometimes yes
Spiders can burn in the Deepest pits of hell. I dont go near them. 
