8 Dead Babies Found in Plastic Bags

[Captain Squee]

You never know, with the way the world is these days . . . babies are expensive

I know...they sell for 2K a piece on the black market...

 

[CassinoChips]

I wonder if Jim's ever gonna post in this thread.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I wonder if Jim's ever gonna post in this thread.

trust you to be the one

prick.

"a woman was convicted of manslaughter in 2006 and sentenced to the maximum 15 years in prison for killing eight of her newborn babies and burying them in flower pots and a fish tank in the garden of her parents' home near the German-Polish border."

at what point in the planning stage (minus actually killing babies) does this NOT make them laugh?

OH I'LL BURY THEM IN FLOWERPOTS

 

[Gaige]

How cruel.

 

[CassinoChips]

I couldn't help myself.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

heres a thought ladies, if you dont want babies

dont be a slut - keep 'em legs shut.

MC jimmer

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

trust you to be the one

prick.

"a woman was convicted of manslaughter in 2006 and sentenced to the maximum 15 years in prison for killing eight of her newborn babies and burying them in flower pots and a fish tank in the garden of her parents' home near the German-Polish border."

at what point in the planning stage (minus actually killing babies) does this NOT make them laugh?

OH I'LL BURY THEM IN FLOWERPOTS

They probably laughed all the way through it. They're German after all.

 

[Gaige]

 

[Marquis of Granby]

im sure i heard on the news that these dead babies were "littered" all over the house.

presumably they didnt have many visitors there.

"oh, another baby, olga, what are you calling this one?"

"EETS NATHEENG EETS NATHEENG, WE ARE GOING TO HIDE THEM INSIDE BIG CUDDLY BEARS, YOU NOT TELL ANYONE OUI?!?!?!"

 

[CassinoChips]

heres a thought ladies, if you dont want babies

dont be a slut - keep 'em legs shut.

MC jimmer

Also, they make these little pills for controlling births.

I forget what they're called.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

these are good, catholic people, jesse.

contraception is a sin!

 

[The Witch]

This is disgusting.

 

[Ewan]

He and Ewan collaborated on having "DEAD" and "BABY" on their MW2 clan tags

You and I also had MLFY and MNDI tags one night.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

there may be dead babies, but at least theyre not your dead babies.

 

[CassinoChips]

these are good, catholic people, jesse.

contraception is a sin!

Oh right.

 

[SapphireStar]

I cant understand why this was made into a spam thread. The bitch should rot in hell, those poor babies.

 

[Valvalis]

I cant understand why this was made into a spam thread. The bitch should rot in hell, those poor babies.

I was wondering about this too

 

[Marquis of Granby]

because we can laugh about it in hindsight etc

 

[blakstang98]

I cant understand why this was made into a spam thread.

James always makes jokes about dead babies and such, so I figured it was an appropriate article to compliment the joke. Yes, it is a real article and something that actually happened. And it is a horrible thing that happened, and possibly something I could put in Costa del Sol for discussion or the Sleeping Forest for debate (though I don't see much material to debate over), but I chose to put it here in spam for the sake of Jim's joke.

It is in spam, but it doesn't mean you can't post a meaningful reply to the actual article. You're not allowed to spam in a post count section, but it doesn't mean you can't drop a quality post in a no post count section.

 

[Donald Trump]

those poor babies.

hoho.