Don't want anyone else making the thread, so I'm doing it 45 minutes in advance - before it's midnight where I am, and the 1st of September, shaddap, don't judge me.
Haaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you, (actually in about 45 minutes for me)
You live in a zoooooooooo,
You look like a monkeyyyyyyy,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, you smell like one, too!
I hope you have a great day, of course it won't be spectacular 'cause I'm not there, and you're not here, but... Just, you know, make the best of it.
With your second hand iPod Touch birthday gift, how cheap. 
I will send you lots of dorrars.
♥

You live in a zoooooooooo,
You look like a monkeyyyyyyy,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, you smell like one, too!
I hope you have a great day, of course it won't be spectacular 'cause I'm not there, and you're not here, but... Just, you know, make the best of it.


I will send you lots of dorrars.
♥