You know you've played too much FF XIII when...
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YKHPTMFFXIII when you feel justified in making a thread about knowing how you have played by elevating redundant game assets to some kind of level as to gauge how much you have played FFXIII.
Also when you start collecting mini FFXIII figure from Japan
Also when you start collecting mini FFXIII figure from Japan
When you start waxing poetic on how revenge is Wrong, with a capital 'W' and how you forgive your worst enemy because it won't fix anything don'tyouknow, and about being Responsible, with a capital 'R'.
Then you OD by chugging down bottles of distilled unicorn giggles.
When you believe that a cape is the height of fashion.
When you start keeping a live chick in your hair (the bird kind).
When you stare into said chick's eyes, communicating with it on a deep level, sensing it is trying to tell you something.
When you run into the fields and start hugging those adorable little white puffy sheep. (Those were so cute in the game....)
Then you OD by chugging down bottles of distilled unicorn giggles.
When you believe that a cape is the height of fashion.
When you start keeping a live chick in your hair (the bird kind).
When you stare into said chick's eyes, communicating with it on a deep level, sensing it is trying to tell you something.
When you run into the fields and start hugging those adorable little white puffy sheep. (Those were so cute in the game....)
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When you've hit chapter 2
^LMFAO OMG, I think I hurt myself laughing so hard!
When you believe that there are not only men on the moon, but that they are trying to kill you.
When you believe that there are not only men on the moon, but that they are trying to kill you.
^LOL
You know you've played too much ffxiii when you wish on fireworks
A lake has frozen up and you blame a fal'cie
You create an awkward moment just before you and your friends are about to fight the final boss
You make a retarded sign with your hands
You're ready to punch your sister's fiance in the face. Again.
You throw up a rock, shoot it, and expect an eidolon to come out.
You get pissed because people think some guy's fiance is better than your son.
When the government is outside your house and you hold up your coat so they can shoot it.
You get a permanent tattoo, thinking its a l'cie brand, and start freaking out because you don't know your focus
The moon you live on is about to fall down, and then be saved by some ice spaghetti monster thing, and you're worried about you're TV not working, because your electricity has been cut by a dead fal'cie.
You look at the Pope and think F$&%!!! ITS BARTHANDELUS!!!!
You know you've played too much ffxiii when you wish on fireworks
A lake has frozen up and you blame a fal'cie
You create an awkward moment just before you and your friends are about to fight the final boss
You make a retarded sign with your hands
You're ready to punch your sister's fiance in the face. Again.
You throw up a rock, shoot it, and expect an eidolon to come out.
You get pissed because people think some guy's fiance is better than your son.
When the government is outside your house and you hold up your coat so they can shoot it.
You get a permanent tattoo, thinking its a l'cie brand, and start freaking out because you don't know your focus
The moon you live on is about to fall down, and then be saved by some ice spaghetti monster thing, and you're worried about you're TV not working, because your electricity has been cut by a dead fal'cie.
You look at the Pope and think F$&%!!! ITS BARTHANDELUS!!!!
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Hey, I kinda liked that Lightning punched that dweeb in the face a few times. Some people need to be punched in the face.
And, like, how does his whole hand and arm NOT GET SHOT? That's what's always confused me. LOL at all of them though!
Anyways....
When you pay two 'courtesans' to make a "bicycle" with each other so that you can "ride them" for the "good of the world."
When you start calling the sun Phoenix.
When you believe all your energy needs are provided by a mystical creature.
When you are stupid enough to fly your freaking airplane into the middle of a fireworks show.
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You know you've played too much FF XIII when...
...You have a bizarre dream, and wake up with a tattoo in your arm.
...You have a bizarre dream, and wake up with a tattoo in your arm.
you know you have played to much FFXIII when you get shot and drink a bottle of blue powerade to heal yourself
