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There is no difference.
It's like how Irish people or Scottish ones claim they aren't English.
 
:rage: And I can't even rep him for that amazing comment because I already have sometime recently :rage:
 
You like bright eyes, the most hipster band imaginable, wear pretentious hats, and probably a scarf too.

All of which means you are paragon of hipsterdom. Meaning that what you said is incorrect. Put on your oversized and unnecessary glasses and make your hair deliberately untidy, if you have not done so already. Then you must write 100 times on your trendy apple computer whilst saying how shit microsoft are "I will try harder to be less wrong".
 
You are doing an arts degree. You think Zooey 'ohmygodIamsoalternative' Deschanel is super great. Your taste in music is so ridiculously eclectic, that graphing it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. You posted pictures of Morrissey pioneering those hipster goggles, in the member picture thread.

So you must have been calling me a hipster ironically, and hipsters like you love nothing more than irony
 
Hipsters don't have eclectic taste, they like Alternative/Alt rock/Indie Rock exclusively, with a bit of avant-garde music thrown in.
I think Zooey is very pretty, I do not think she is great.

You showed off your knowledge of art, which is a very hipsterish thing to do. Especially if the artist is quite modern, Warhol, Bacon, Hockney and Pollock are hipster favourites.
Your favourite movie is an arthouse movie, so it is immediately very hipsterish. It gets double hipster points for being french, and it gets triple hipster points for being in black and white. No doubt you loved the movie 'The Artist' until everyone else decided they loved it. You probably also frequently use the term film, or filum as you would say, to elevate the medium.
You have serious discussions about music, and you think that how authentic or honest music is, is actually important. All hipsters believe that integrity is what makes music great, and the band or singer, or in your case the Laura Marling they like the most is the most authentic musician.
You speak like a first year sociology student, eg Dichotomy, paradox, hegemony etc. However because you are a hipster, and hipsters like irony as you yourself pointed out, you use those words slightly ironically. You like how by using those words you sound more intelligent to stupid people, but you realise that you sound like a cunt to people who aren't stupid. So you decide to use them ironically, so you can impress both sets of people. Very hipsterish.
You are part of the religion to which all hipsters belong ie Atheism.
Finally you are a vegetarian. That is the pinnacle of being a hipster.
 
Also, Morrissey is the greatest thing to have ever lived or that will ever live. Fact.
 
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