This is how it goes down...

[Risey]

Spam is my thing. Sad but true. Give me something to work with y'all. Ask me some personal shit. I'm hardly on here because of my sparkling intellect. Gave that shit up long ago. Anyway, what the fuck is poppin' pumpkins? How's life doing ya? Get at me.

 

[Donald Trump]

mhm aha.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

beaten to the punch

 

[Ohri-Jin]

You sounds like a wigger

 

[Risey]

I really ain't.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying

 

[Ohri-Jin]

A fleshlight is so much better in the dark

 

[Risey]

Woah this is getting deep. I wasn't built for all this philosophy guys.

 

[Harlequin]

oh shit nice sig dennis

 

[Big Casino]

 

[Bambi]

A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying

Im off to a lap dancing joint for my friends 30th

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

there's a strip club just up the road from 5th avenue. and it isn't on canal street

 

[Bambi]

We're off to Ruby Lounge... Im not actually sure its a strip joint thinking about it. I think im putting 21 and 2 together and getting 5. But he mentioned lap dancers on my bday, then an event was up on facebook where women were also mentioned... so... i dunno

Il just assume someone somewhere has their baps out

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

21 and 2 is 23. but 2 + 3 = 5, so i can see where you got 5 from...

is the ruby lounge the one just off piccadilly gardens?

 

[Bambi]

Im not sure, ive heard of it but thats as far as my knowledge goes. he also mentioned the sex pistols