Swine Flu Outbreak 2009!

Caitshift

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Swine flu is growing, growing, and growing at hyperspeed!

The outbreak began in Mexico, and there is evidence that Mexico was already in the midst of an epidemic for months before the outbreak was recognized.


  1. Stay Home
    If you are sick or have any flu-like symptoms, stay home. Do not go to school or work. Swine flu symptoms may mimic those of regular flu and cold symptoms.

  2. Contain Your Cough
    Cough or sneeze into the crook (inside elbow) of your arm. This way you do not transfer the germs to your hands and then to every object you touch. Swine flu is very contagious, and can spread easily by touching an infected object and then touching your face. A flu mask will help you avoid infection in enclosed spaces.

  3. Wash Hands Frequently
    Wash hands constantly to avoid swine flu. Anything you touch may be affected, so keeping hands clean will help you avoid infection.

  4. Hand Sanitizer
    Carry hand sanitizer with you. If you have things others have touched, use your hand sanitizer to avoid swine flu infection. In addition, avoid shaking hands or other hand to hand contact whenever possible. Also avoid kissing on the cheek or other face to face contact as a greeting method.

  5. Public Facilities
    Touch public handles and pens as little as possible. These are loaded with germs that may carry the swine flu virus.

  6. Air Travel
    When you fly, be most diligent about following these guidelines. Transferring any flu, including swine flu, is most likely in close quarters like an airplane.

  7. Clean Your Produce
    The life span of a virus is different for each and can vary from as much as 48 hours to 100 years depending on the hardiness of the virus. Although there have been no known cases of swine flu transmission through fruit and vegetable consumption, there does seem to be some concern about the possibility. The best bet is to buy locally grown fruits and vegetables if possible. Make sure you wash your fruits and vegetables with water, and soak for greater effectiveness. Washes and using chlorinated rinses have not been proven to work. So far there have been no cases of swine flu transmission through fruits and vegetable sources.

  8. Avoid Crowds
    Stay out of crowds as much as possible. Close proximity to other people will heighten your chances of to get swine flu. Wear a surgical mask in areas of high traffic concentration. Try to stay at least 3-6 feet away from people.

  9. Eating and Drinking
    Do not eat or drink after others without complete sanitization of containers or utensils. Swine flu can be transmitted by contact with infected eating utensils.

  10. Vaccinations
    Vaccinations are not effective against the H1N1 virus. If you contract the virus get to the doctor within 36 hours and ask for Tamiflu or Relenza. These antiviral medicines will halt the progression of H1N1 or Swine flu virus.

  11. Visit Your Doctor
    Get to a doctor immediately if you develop symptoms of swine flu including high fever and body aches. Swine flu can be deadly, and it is imperative to get to a physician immediately if you think you have swine flu symptoms and think you might have contracted the swine flu virus. Both Tamiflu and Relenza are antiviral medicines that are currently effective against some strains of Swine Flu. These medicines should be taken within 36 hours of flu infection for maximum effectiveness.
 
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Don't steps 1 and 11 contradict each other?

Also, a vaccine is being worked on in Australia, and the results of the research are due to be released in 6-8 weeks.
 
Don't steps 1 and 11 contradict each other?

Also, a vaccine is being worked on in Australia, and the results of the research are due to be released in 6-8 weeks.

Thank you for sending the complaint #1 ''Don't steps 1 and 11 contradict each other?'' to this thread.

Our thread... erm... team? Yes! our threadteam has fixed the problem, that you can sleep better without thinking of it.:jon:

JK.
 
"Swine Flu Outbreak 2009".

You make it sound like: a)it's happened before or 11)a music festival.

Basically tl;dr.

RETARD OUTBREAK 2009!!(oneone1111)
 
Herpes OutBreak 2009! oh wait, that's actually a real disease, not cool.
 
Three of my mates have swine flu. I hang around with them daily too. xD
All it does it make you tired an' shit. :/
 
Ummm yeah you would. People were freaking out about it not that long ago. All hyped up about it, going out, buying masks, etc...
 
Ummm yeah you would. People were freaking out about it not that long ago. All hyped up about it, going out, buying masks, etc...
Ummm, no you wouldn't. People are hardly going round screaming "yaaay I've got something that could potentially kill me by the end of the week." Just because you haven't heard anything about it, doesn't mean that it isn't still a large threat.
 
You know Pooley I'm so sick of your attitude. Hype doesn't necessarily mean that people are excited about something, at least not in America. The term can be used differently. Hype is used as another form of freaking out. Maybe not for you but it is here. Seriously get off your high horse.
 
It probably is something worthy of our attention, problem is (or at least in Britain) our government find it almost impossible to be honest about ANYTHING unless the newspapers expose them. They'll just keep telling us "Wash your hands after you pick your nose" and all that rubbish. Apparently they're expecting 85000 to die from it (in Britain) before Christmas...I have no source for that I just heard it.

It'll never get any of us since we all live on the internet.

Just remember: coughs and sneezes spread diseases.:jtc:
 
I know of 3 people in Hyde that have it, 2 of my mates and my friends sister...haha

What makes me lol though, is everyones paniking over it, its the exact same symptoms as NORMAL flu and treated the same way, the only people qwho are vulnerable to serious cases are the people that have aALWAYS been vulnerable like old farts and the like

watch karma bite me on the arse now and make me get it and I complain liek a little girl for godknows how long ¬¬


/farts

had to drag it down a notch there
 
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