sorry, but it is very Important

Damn it, I even opened the dictionary for the first time in many years for a word. :ahmed:
 
I don't think even the might of the FFF can decipher this cunning and crafty conundrum :gonk:

Please, tell us what it is- no more riddles! What is this "allotment" and "absklutely" you speak of?
 
Guys, guys, guys. Don't worry, Tsukianei Inc. took care of this. He got his allotment and it showed with the patented Tsukianei Inc. difference.

T = Team - We here at Tsukianei Inc. are a team that works together.
S = Superfly - Because we are superfly!
U = Understanding = We understand your Allotment needs, and we will work hard to get them worked out.
K = Kill - We kill our competition by offering the lowest prices.
I = Intelligence - Using our superior intellect, we at Tsukianei Inc. will get the job done right the first time!
A = Awesome! - That's what you will think when you first see our work.
N = No mistakes - Your allotment documents will contain no mistakes.
E = Extraordinary - Are the products that Tsukianei Inc. offer.
I = Intelligence - This is mentioned twice because we strive for it, and we are proud of it!

So please, for any allotment needs, please keep Tsukianei Inc. in mind!

Vindictively yours,
Tsukianei (Founder, Owner, and CEO of Tsukianei Inc.)

Our products are so awesome, you'll be straight trippin' balls!
 
Oh, Tsuki- that post was just awesome. <3

You're born to be an advertiser, I would so support your company :awesome:
 
What about a Pointy haired manager and a bald guy that steals office supplies?
 
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