So I met a guy today ...

[Amizon]

I served him at work. He had the most gorgeous eyes. Looked like he was everything I ever wanted in one. Shame that he walked out. I wanted to gaze lustfully into his eyes more.

 

[Aeris]

Did he have boobs?

 

[Donald Trump]

Ah yeds.

 

[Ichigo]

I served him at work.

lol.

 

[Amizon]

No, he didn't.

I THINK I'M CONVERTING TO THE STRAIGHT SIDE AGAIN.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

You didn't ask for his number or anything? That's BETA AS FUCK.

 

[Big Casino]

Its like when you meet someone for the first time and you instantly click with them but the time your together is short and you say goodbyes without gettin ways of keepin contact. I had a situation like that last week =[

also

ah yeds

 

[L]

I really needed to take a shit. Me and Public restrooms don't agree. Sorry

 

[Amizon]

Ringo, he was out like a shot.

Damn customers taking me up afterwards.

 

[Donald Trump]

Its like when you meet someone for the first time and you instantly click with them but the time your together is short and you say goodbyes without gettin ways of keepin contact. I had a situation like that last week =[

What was he like?

 

[The Witch]

What color eyes

 

[Big Casino]

What was he like?

smoooth

He was tall about 6ft4 and rather big. I met him at a bar down in old soho.

Dont you really wwanna know what she was like though i wont lie

 

[Amizon]

Green just like mine, but his were darker, meaner and greener.

 

[L]

What color eyes

brown.

every good looking man has brown eyes.

 

[Donald Trump]

elle oh elle aye lola.

Tell me Lewis, I'm all ears.

 

[Big Casino]

good man. I thought you were gunna deny me story time.

I was looking at a flat. One of them group viewing efforts and she was there. Long dark hair, nice figure and she dressed well. No tracksuit chavvy clothes and she worked in a travel agency.
The flat we viewed was a shit hole only jerome was actually interested in it.

SAdly our time together was cut short and we parted ways after the second flat viewing. Thats about it =[

 

[Donald Trump]

Oh well. There's plenty more fish in the sea, or something.
Did you find out which travel agency? Next time you have one of your oh so many holidays you can go to her.

 

[Big Casino]

Well she said it was just up the road so it was in the vicinity of the flat. i could suss it out if i wanted to.

Buying a holiday just to talk to a burd tho...is a bit pricey
Maybe il start chatting with that barmaid jim creeps over

 

[Donald Trump]

Then literally DS her.

 

[Amizon]