Snapped Banjo String

DLFlux said:
Are you one those who has a secret chamber, complete with a cage, variety of hand cuffs and straps, aswell as hot pokers and metal tipped whips with about 50 men locked inside by any chance?
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the proof is in my sig :awesome:
 
DLFlux said:
Found out last night that my mate snapped his banjo string while doing his misses in a club toilet.

Ended up having to lose his woolie wrap.

I found it hilarious.

That is all.
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I cringed when I read that, one of my mates has done that before....cant imagine the pain he was in...from what my mate told me he bled like hell too....red bedsheets and all :P
 
My greatest fear, this. Never broken a bone in my body. And I would much prefer to keep it that way. *frantically searches for wood to knock on*

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I thought this was about somebody who snapped the actual string of their banjo whilst playing crazily, which would have been more interesting and tragic, and less disgusting. :gasp:
 
I've never crossed my legs so hard reading anything.
 
It gets better. His misses is now scared of shaggin him ever again. :wacky:

He is going to get slaughtered when he shows his face in the pub.
 
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