Oh bollocks

A smack in the puss.

I'm using the Scottish version of puss. :hmph:
 
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And some alcohol if she's the type. If not, some cake. if she's diabetic as well as non alcohol loving, just stick with the card.
 
You're SHITE

I forgot it was my mum's birthday last month, remembered ON THE DAY, I'm in Glasgow, she's in fife, so i send her flowers via internet and told her royal mail fucked up and she got them tuesday :wacky:
 
i forgot it was my (step)dads birthday last week, and he picked me up and ferried me about and everything that day, still haven't got him out :gonk:

I'm utterly useless with bdays. Infact I forgot it was someone elses and he was like, so, you out this weekend then, and I'm like...er...shiiiiiiiiite......I've already made plans, plans which I've since cancelled as I am now skint from xmas shopping, so as it happens I can probably turn up for his bday after all
 
Well, Happy Birthday, Pooley's mom. :andry:

My dad's birthday was Tuesday. Totally forgot about it. Don't really get along too well with him, anyway. But my mom forced me to call him.

So I did at 11:30 that night, after I got home from work.

Hey, at least I did it. :mokken:
 
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