New cousin

[Shaissa]

not sure where else to put this...so spam here we go...

I GOT A NEW BABY COUSIN

 

[Will Graham]

Partying with a baby is irresponsible

 

[Shaissa]

baby aint here baby at the hospital With her parents (my uncle and aunt... )

 

[DarkShadow]

Congratz

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

where did you get it from?

 

[Will Graham]

What version did you get? Black, white, etc. etc.

 

[Shaissa]

where did you get it from?

The stork obviously...

What version did you get? Black, white, etc. etc.

We decided to get a mix between all of them, so she has black white brown purple green blue red etc.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

the stork doesn't sell babies you idiot

 

[Donald Trump]

Never shake a baby.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

and never put a blanket over an owl

 

[Will Graham]

The man only has candy in the van like 1 out of 10 times, which are pretty great odds













though he does have rape in there 10/10 times

 

[Squid]

N'awww congrats

 

[Tucker]

Give your aunt and uncle my babysitting info

 

[Shaissa]

Give your aunt and uncle my babysitting info

ok I think I got the info right

Name: Marlena
Age: Who gives?
Availably: All the time

Good at: shaking the baby when they cry till they stop crying
Carries a gun at all times and keeps the safety off



Anything else I should add?

 

[Tucker]

ok I think I got the info right

Name: Marlena
Age: Who gives?
Availably: All the time

Good at: shaking the baby when they cry till they stop crying
Carries a gun at all times and keeps the safety off



Anything else I should add?

Make sure they know that the gun is ALWAYS loaded. I also don't believe in diapers. Oh and I charge $16 an hour.

 

[Donald Trump]

Most girls charge at least 50.

 

[Tucker]

I'm cheap.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

whore

 

[Tucker]

 

[Will Graham]

slattern