New cousin

[Bambi]

and never put a blanket over an owl

whut?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

double cousin uncle daddy bill

 

[Shaissa]

I'm cheap.

I'll let my uncle know that... but he still has sex since he has a kid... but im sure that will be over soon.

Make sure they know that the gun is ALWAYS loaded. I also don't believe in diapers. Oh and I charge $16 an hour.

Sorry they said you have to have two guns fully loaded safty off and the baby has to be able to play with one of them.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

whut?

 

[Bambi]

I dont get it ):

 

[Marquis of Granby]

he makes the owl sound like a deaf person