National Sarcasm Society

[Dragon Mage]

Hail grand purveyors of sarcasm! Come here, to this illustrious den of wit and irony, to glory in the power of sarcasm! Delight in recounting the tales of foes withering before sarcastic retribution! Celebrate in the timeless gift of spite and calculated meanings! This is the National Sarcasm Society.

Rules:

1) Any and all sarcasm used in discussions here shall be taken in jest. If any offense is taken, then the offended is a dolt for taking it seriously and the offender is a dolt for being so sarcastic.

*If you did not catch the sarcasm in the above line, this Society is not for you.

2) Should any insulting remark be made that is decidedly NOT sarcastic, the offender shall be punished by being beaten over the head repeatedly with a heavy blunt object.

3) All members are welcome to bring any subject/topic to this thread to have the subject/topic be mercilessly subjected to the Society's scorn and ridicule (all in the name of sarcasm of course). For example, did someone annoy you at school today? Tell us all about it then let the wit flow.

4) Discussion should consist of witty, sarcastic barbs being traded by member in a banter-like fashion.

5) Most importantly, have fun.

Members:
Dragon Mage (owner)
Janus
Action Bastard
Adventchildcs
CassinoChips
One-winged Demon
Lunatic Pandora
EJ
Moonshine
Argor251
Yuna

Chidori Plover

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[Zen]

Oh what a fantastic idea.

 

[Dragon Mage]

Thank you for joining, good sir. I was getting so lonely here all by my lonesome.

 

[ActionBastard]

My life is going just absolutely swell, maybe this is what I need to bolster my good fortune?

 

[Stoic Hero]

Cuz swell and bolster are really hip words, kool kat.

 

[CassinoChips]

Oh, yeah, here's a group I really want to join.

 

[One-winged Demon]

Awesome idea.

 

[Lunatic Pandora]

Right. I so wanna join this.

 

[Sabriel]

Worst club ever. Whyever should i want to join this?

 

[CassinoChips]

Better question: Why would the group want you?

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

You all really suck. Really really REALLY suck.

 

[Dionysos]

I've had a fantastic day today... What joy this thread brings up in me.

 

[CassinoChips]

Wow. That was a clever remark.

 

[Dionysos]

Why thank you. I am over-the-moon with glee. I might just crack open the champagne.

 

[CassinoChips]

Oh... You drink... champagne. How... wonderful for you.

 

[Dionysos]

Oh I just love champagne...

Oh it is late and I am tired and it is five past two in the morning. How wonderful that my plan for an early night isn't going to happen anymore. It's unreal and I couldn't be happier.

 

[One-winged Demon]

I had a great day but this page ruined it

 

[Serah]

Oh yes, life is going so swell at the moment, I hardly even need to join a club like this.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

This thread is really fucking lame.

 

[Gaige]

I'll join, and complain about how ugly and short Vaan is. It irritates me that noone notices; he's a midget!!