Man leaves woman for dying her hair brown

[Channizard]

on the Jerry Springer show.

And then gets with another woman, leading his confession with "I wanted to tell her some stuff and I like her blonde hair..."

 

[Gaige]

...I was gonna come out with an intelligent Sleeping Forest post

Neg rep.

 

[Channizard]

>; I'm sorry for outing you first.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

...I was gonna come out with an intelligent Sleeping Forest post

Yeah right.

 

[AddleBoy]

Everyone knows that blonds have all the fun.

 

[Gaige]

I really was I only read up to the dying part and I thought a man had left his wife for dead.

 

[Channizard]

Oh.. I completely misinterpreted your earlier post.

 

[Bambi]

shame most girls get it so very very wrong innit

 

[AddleBoy]

I really was I only read up to the dying part and I thought a man had left his wife for dead.

lol I thought the same thing. In fact, I am very disappointed that there is no death in this thread.

 

[Gaige]

I feel less stupid now.

 

[Harlequin]

at least no one can say he aint got his priorities in order

 

[Channizard]

Perhaps y'all should finish reading the thread title before jumping to accusations.

 

[Gaige]

Maybe you shouldn't make the thread title so deceptively morbid.

 

[Channizard]

It wouldn't be if you learned how to read.

 

[Gaige]

 

[Rasputin]

if she was stupid enough to dye her hair without telling her boyfriend first she can hardly act surprised

 

[Sullivan0930]

If i came home expecting my blonde wife and then i see some brown haired wooly mammoth comin at me i would leave her ass too.

 

[Harlequin]

im with adamant

 

[Rasputin]

it's like a man asking her girlfriend to take off a little weight and then having no idea why she takes it as such a serious insult

there are just some things you don't do to maintain a healthy relationship

 

[Channizard]

The thing is though it appeared as though they discussed dyeing her hair before, and she did it anyway, or something.. not sure.. Jerry was too busy trying to make a Czechoslovakian joke.