Man leaves woman for dying her hair brown

[CassinoChips]

It wouldn't be if you learned how to read.

Or if you didn't misspell the progressive form of the verb dye.

Dyeing.

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust sayin'.

 

[Shu]

Crazy Biatch be acting a fool, I'd done the same... maybe =\

 

[Gaige]

Thanks Jesse *Slips a wad of money* As promised.

 

[Channizard]

Sorry Jesse, couldn't hear you over the assumed vagina in your pants.

 

[Rasputin]

dyeing is word

christ the english language has problems

 

[CassinoChips]

Sorry Jesse, couldn't hear you over the assumed vagina in your pants.

You don't listen to women? How very chauvinistic.

 

[Channizard]

I'm a woman, of course we don't listen to each other.

 

[Shu]

You don't listen to us men either, it's like telling a toddler what to do.

"Don't cut your hair hun" - Next week she comes back with a boy hair cut.

"No you don't need to work out" - Next week she's on a carb burner DVD

"Stop Drinking" - A bottle of wine and 1/4 of rumplemintz later

I guess I should say.. "Please spend our money" - Maybe reverse psychology works =\

 

[Rey]

I really thought this was another sleeping forest topic also

 

[Lebreau]

Jerry Springer is fucking epic ftr. I watched it as a child.

 

[Rasputin]

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

*guy dances*

 

[Channizard]

Jerry Springer is fucking epic ftr. I watched it as a child.

this woman has it.

You don't listen to us men either, it's like telling a toddler what to do.

"Don't cut your hair hun" - Next week she comes back with a boy hair cut.

"No you don't need to work out" - Next week she's on a carb burner DVD

"Stop Drinking" - A bottle of wine and 1/4 of rumplemintz later

I guess I should say.. "Please spend our money" - Maybe reverse psychology works =\

Nah, that doesn't work, we just have selective hearing is all. Don't is often a word we can't recognize..

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

*guy dances*

That's Maury.

Jerry is for those who wish to dump their significant other, or tell them they were born the opposite sex.