Limericks of Lute

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I had heard about this anecdote a few years ago but it was while googling "Final fantasy invisible woman" that this answer came to me.
Anyway, it motivated me to start over this game that I never finished (never played for more than an hour in fact).
On guard Final Fantasy 😝
 

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Could it be the ever canned Stella who was supposed to be the heroine of XV?(but got replaced)
 

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None of those suggestions either. :trollface:

Here is the fourth line. The maximum score is now two points.

Limerick Ten:
There was a lady quite unseen
Not once does she appear on screen
She has a thing for fashion
Her existence a brazen cash-in.
 

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Not that either!

Here is the fifth line. The maximum score is now one point. Last chance!

Limerick Ten:
There was a lady quite unseen
Not once does she appear on screen
She has a thing for fashion
Her existence a brazen cash-in.
Her dress for the moon’ll now need a clean!
 

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Cloud Strife cross-dressing :mokken:
 

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You have all failed Limerick Ten!

The correct answer was Vivienne Westwood! This real-life fashion designer designed the wedding dress used by Lunafreya (the 'moon' in this Limerick) which presumably got destroyed during Leviathan's summoning.
Vivienne Westwood 'exists' as a character in Final Fantasy as NPCs namedrop her when they are gawking at the wedding dress in the shop window, but she does not appear herself as a character model in the game.

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Since it is Christmas, I will still let people have a bonus round.
Bonus: Anyone can complete this bonus to win a single point. Simply post in this thread before the contest ends.

Here is line one for Limerick Eleven.

Limerick Eleven.
When spied some may yell “Giddy!”
 

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Not that!

Here is line two. The maximum score is now four points.

Limerick Eleven.
When spied some may yell “Giddy!”
While transliterated poorly, we can’t be picky
 

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Nope!

Here is line three. The maximum score is now three points.

Limerick Eleven.
When spied some may yell “Giddy!”
While transliterated poorly, we can’t be picky
On him and within him he carries a star
 

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Nope!

Here is line four. The maximum score is now two points.

Limerick Eleven.
When spied some may yell “Giddy!”
While transliterated poorly, we can’t be picky
On him and within him he carries a star
Jamming good, he plays guitar
 
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