Jalapeño pizza - a haiku

[Sir Kenneth]

I had pizza with jalapeños yesterday and was inspired to write a little haiku. Here goes:

Jalapeño itch
My throat it fills with fire
Ass likewise

That's it, you can all go home now.

 

[Gaige]

... A masterpiece.

 

[SaShman]

At my old work I was dared $20 to drink a full can of jalapeno juice. Stupid move on my part.

 

[GalaxyFlare]

WTF is Jalapeno?..............oh a Halapeno?!

Taken for a ride SaShman lol........its meat lovers all the 4 me.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Some girl put them on my subway once just to be mean. =/

All I asked was for a better piece of bread then the one she grabbed and she got shitty and put them on when I wasn't looking.

So when I bit into it I wasn't too happy. XD

 

[Gaige]

Jalapenos (not looking for the symbol ) are awful, awful vegetables.

 

[GalaxyFlare]

How awful?..........apparently "awful, awful"!

I also like supreme.

 

[Valvalis]

Very nice haiku :dave: I despise them myself, especially on pizza >_> If I'm ever subjected to Papa John's that thing stays in the box

 

[Sir Kenneth]

Oh I hate them too, but every once in a while I manage to forget and my rectum gets punished

 

[GalaxyFlare]

Its hard to keep track of all the crap you dont like in the world.........and there is so much of it!

like susan boyle........uhg.