It gotworse

[Gaige]

I missed my flight
And now I'm stuck
In an airport
All bloody night

But it has Intorwebz access
50 pee a pop
So I can log on Eff Eff Eff
And still feel at the top.

A lament by Diarmuid Shithouse Nailbomb Carlin.

 

[Kim Taehyung]

Sounds fun for ya.

 

[TheMixedHerb]

toooooooooool xD

 

[Harlequin]

does that mean youve gotta buy another ticket?

 

[Gaige]

Nah. I acted all innocent and sad and said I had nowhere to stay and they bent the rules.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

wait...youre in engerland for uni but now youre flying back to ireland?

are they deporting you for leaving your bag unattended?

 

[Linnaete]

Normally I would be sympathetic but right now I can't help but laugh at your misfortune.

 

[Gaige]

Karma will deal with you, Olivia.

They found explosive potatoes in my bag. I told them they were medicinal.

They didn't believe me.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

come on now. explanation required.

 

[Harlequin]

how can explosive potatoes be medicinal?

 

[Gaige]

how can explosive potatoes be medicinal?

That's what customs kept asking me.

Nah, but really the course sounded boring to me. Too much fact and logic. I wanna do English and Creative Writing.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

so what? youre not actually at uni?

i dont get it

 

[Gaige]

Was at uni, now at airport. Missed flight. Going tomorrow morning instead.

 

[Harlequin]

check his age jim

 

[Marquis of Granby]

why was at uni?

open day?

something like that?

me not understand.

!

 

[Gaige]

Ireland goes one year earlier.

We also do seven A Levels.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i thought they were called "to be sure, to be sure levels" in ireland.

 

[L]

how can explosive potatoes be medicinal?

in the same way bending someone over and ramming them in the ass is a better anti-depressant than any pill

 

[Bambi]

I missed my flight
And now I'm stuck
In an airport
All bloody night

But it has Intorwebz access
50 pee a pop
So I can log on Eff Eff Eff
And still feel at the top.

A lament by Diarmuid Shithouse Nailbomb Carlin.

Stupid twat xD

(I typo'd both those words )

 

[Rey]

I just saw this now