I'm so hetero

[Will Graham]

I play bitches like nintendo












I hope people focus more on the rhyme than the fact that this is a blatant lie

 

[Captain Squee]

At least you admit its a lie

 

[Aerius Sygale]

I notice that Hetero rhymes with Nintendo, kind of...clever. >.>' But I actually am a Hetero.

 

[Mokken]

I hope people focus more on the rhyme than the fact that this is a blatant lie

which? that you're hetero or you "play bitches"

 

[Exoskeleton]

you play nintendo alot?

 

[Will Graham]

Hetero can be used in a grammatically correct fashion in both ways say in relation to a scale of sexuality perhaps, this isn't how I expected this thread to go

 

[Aerius Sygale]

You expected an outbreak of Nintendo fanboys and fangirls to rush in here then, did you?

 

[Will Graham]

Not sure really, though on revision I do in fact play bitches like I play nintendo, sporadically and with a substantial lack of skill

 

[Exoskeleton]

" bitches" can be read in other ways too.....beastiality!

 

[Donald Trump]

Are you diremind in disguise?
nt flmn r trlln

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Nintendo? Speaking of which, why did the GameCube do so badly?

 

[Kroshanks]

*background darkens and I appear in spotlight*

See, folks? What you're seeing in the 4-5 posts above is a valid reason why you shouldn't risk being witty on the internetz.

Because proportions will be blown....out...of.

You get the idea.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

No... I can honestly say I don't.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Nintendo? Speaking of which, why did the GameCube do so badly?

A lack of good games.

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Im so HOMO I STILL play with my Nintendo.

 

[Sullivan0930]

Heyero and nuntedo is actually a horrible rhyme. 2 syllables then 3, not a
good rhyme.

"i'm so hetero I ride bitches like the metro." is a much better rhyme.

 

[Rasputin]

hetero is 3 syllables moron


no really wtf

 

[CassinoChips]

I think he's pronouncing it "het'ro" a la Dennis Miller.

And there's no need for name-calling. I mean really.

 

[Donald Trump]

No one pronounces all three syllables.

Good call on the name calling though CassinoChips, now that I have put that part of my life behind me I hope all others can too. Then we can all get along.

 

[CassinoChips]

Good call on the name calling though CassinoChips, now that I have put that part of my life behind me I hope all others can too. Then we can all get along.

Hug me, Hal.