If Hal were to rape me

Roy Mustang

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Everyone was meeting up for a pissup and I was all like 'Hey were my invite!? :mad:' then Vikki was like 'You're 14 rawr rawr' Then Hal said something about its only age then I said I know right I wanna party with you Hal, then Jimmeh said something and then;

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Are you insinuating I'd rape Jayden? Heaven knows that I'm miserable now
You remind me of...the boy with the thorn in his side.
But he is a Handsome Devil
Or a sweet and tender hooligan.
There may be a Panic
But if people Ask, then they will know what's going on
So they all say "Dear God, please help me!".
Jayden would say that Last night I dreamt somebody loved me
Then I would exclaim, damn, Bigmouth strikes again
And you'd say "I know it's over!".
Just before he continued to tell you that some girls are indeed bigger than others.
I only did it because I have a girlfriend in a coma
But to your delight a message from home tells you that the queen is dead.
I wouldn't tell Jayden to bend over, I'd say Sheila take a bow
And the doctor comes in and says "Stretch out and wait!".
I wouldn't mind if we adopted a child, as long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
After such a brutal buggering Jayden would need a rubber ring to sit on
He'd be damaged goods...Unloveable, even.
No wimminz are out, so there's no chance of having a evening companion
Then a woman named Jeane would sneak into his room and show him some love.
You'd have a Kiwi pimp and you'd be an Aussie rentboy!
He'd bugger off to the National Front Disco, and everyone would live happily ever after.
I'd go to a club on my own stand all alone go home and cry because I want to die
As his pimp I'd mahe him star in The Headmaster Ritual
But then he'd go out and find wimminz and say "You're the one for me fatty!".
 
Hahahahaha....hahahah! Ha...hahaha! Hal's right! I'm glad you kept a record of that conversation, Jayden.:ryan:
 
Only a few hours too late tbf. :ness:

At least I got the references!
 
Their whole conversation was built up of The Smiths song titles. :awesome:


"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"

"Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"

"Girlfriend In A Coma"

"Sheila Take A Bow"

"That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore"

etc etc. :monster:
 
It started long before then though, when he asked me how I was.
 
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