Everyone was meeting up for a pissup and I was all like 'Hey were my invite!? 
' then Vikki was like 'You're 14 rawr rawr' Then Hal said something about its only age then I said I know right I wanna party with you Hal, then Jimmeh said something and then;
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Are you insinuating I'd rape Jayden? Heaven knows that I'm miserable now
You remind me of...the boy with the thorn in his side.
But he is a Handsome Devil
Or a sweet and tender hooligan.
There may be a Panic
But if people Ask, then they will know what's going on
So they all say "Dear God, please help me!".
Jayden would say that Last night I dreamt somebody loved me
Then I would exclaim, damn, Bigmouth strikes again
And you'd say "I know it's over!".
Just before he continued to tell you that some girls are indeed bigger than others.
I only did it because I have a girlfriend in a coma
But to your delight a message from home tells you that the queen is dead.
I wouldn't tell Jayden to bend over, I'd say Sheila take a bow
And the doctor comes in and says "Stretch out and wait!".
I wouldn't mind if we adopted a child, as long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
After such a brutal buggering Jayden would need a rubber ring to sit on
He'd be damaged goods...Unloveable, even.
No wimminz are out, so there's no chance of having a evening companion
Then a woman named Jeane would sneak into his room and show him some love.
You'd have a Kiwi pimp and you'd be an Aussie rentboy!
He'd bugger off to the National Front Disco, and everyone would live happily ever after.
I'd go to a club on my own stand all alone go home and cry because I want to die
As his pimp I'd mahe him star in The Headmaster Ritual
But then he'd go out and find wimminz and say "You're the one for me fatty!".
' then Vikki was like 'You're 14 rawr rawr' Then Hal said something about its only age then I said I know right I wanna party with you Hal, then Jimmeh said something and then;Quotes;
Are you insinuating I'd rape Jayden? Heaven knows that I'm miserable now
You remind me of...the boy with the thorn in his side.
But he is a Handsome Devil
Or a sweet and tender hooligan.
There may be a Panic
But if people Ask, then they will know what's going on
So they all say "Dear God, please help me!".
Jayden would say that Last night I dreamt somebody loved me
Then I would exclaim, damn, Bigmouth strikes again
And you'd say "I know it's over!".
Just before he continued to tell you that some girls are indeed bigger than others.
I only did it because I have a girlfriend in a coma
But to your delight a message from home tells you that the queen is dead.
I wouldn't tell Jayden to bend over, I'd say Sheila take a bow
And the doctor comes in and says "Stretch out and wait!".
I wouldn't mind if we adopted a child, as long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
After such a brutal buggering Jayden would need a rubber ring to sit on
He'd be damaged goods...Unloveable, even.
No wimminz are out, so there's no chance of having a evening companion
Then a woman named Jeane would sneak into his room and show him some love.
You'd have a Kiwi pimp and you'd be an Aussie rentboy!
He'd bugger off to the National Front Disco, and everyone would live happily ever after.
I'd go to a club on my own stand all alone go home and cry because I want to die
As his pimp I'd mahe him star in The Headmaster Ritual
But then he'd go out and find wimminz and say "You're the one for me fatty!".
