I built a guillotine, dropped it on my legs, that didn't work

I dunno man.. injecting feces under your kneecaps via syringe? You don't make that shit up.

...badum ba psh :dave:
 
I didn't understand half of that that dud-i mean woma- i mean... it was sayin, i was too busy laughin my ass off!

Do cut yer legs off, before i clicked play i thought he was gunna say he was doin it for welfare checks or something of a sort.
 
Lol my head tells me to do alot of things, but hackin my own limbs off ain't one of em!

His friends should have made him a divine intervention. Anyone who has thoughts like that needs some serious chair-time.
 
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