Give each FF a subtitle

Kitab

Kitab

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The numbering of the FF games often causes some confusion, and I think it might have been better if they'd subtitled each game instead of numbering. For example, we don't have Harry Potter, Harry Potter 2, Harry Potter 3... we have Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets etc etc.

So what would the games' subtitles have been? For example:

For V, "Final Fantasy: Exdeath's Return"
For VI, "Final Fantasy and the Coming of the Espers"
For VII, "Final Fantasy: The Rise and Fall of Shin-Ra" or "Final Fantasy: Calamity from the Skies"
For X, "Final Fantasy: Spiral of Death"
For XII, "Final Fantasy: Empire Strikes Back" :P - maybe not!

(Wasn't sure if this was the right forum. You can give funny or cynical subtitles if you want.)
 
FFVII: boy with no past
FFVIII: garden wars
FFX: Endless spiral
FFXII: tale of two nations
 
Final Fantasy 'The Legend of the Crystals' (I)
Final Fantasy 'Rise of the Wild Rose' (II)
Final Fantasy 'The Darkness of the Crystals' (III)
Final Fantasy 'Quest for the Crystals' (IV)
Final Fantasy 'Legacy of the Crystals' (V)
Final Fantasy 'Light of Judgment' (VI)
Final Fantasy 'Crisis from the Sky' (VII)
Final Fantasy 'Wrath of the Sorceress' (VIII)
Final Fantasy 'Angels of Death' (IX)
Final Fantasy 'The Spiral of Death' (X)
Final Fantasy 'The Eternal Calm' (X-2)
Final Fantasy 'New Hope of Ivalice' (XII)
 
FFVI: Attack of the killer clown and octopus
FFVII: Battle of the metrosexuals
FFIX: Meet the fatheads



 
Final Fantasy V : The Crystal Chronicles
Final Fantasy VI : Resurrection of Magic
Final Fantasy VII : The Fall of an Angel
Final Fantasy VIII : Mysteries of Time
Ok. Maybe that one gives out a little too much about the plot. So lets make it:
Final Fantasy VIII : The Rise of the Sorceress

Yeah, thats pretty much everything I can think of :)
 
FFVII Crisis Core: Loveless
FFVII: I Wish I Was Zack
FFVIII: Bitter Sweet Memories
FFX: Softest Main Character Ever
 
FINAL FANTASY IV
The Green Haired Girl

FINAL FANTASY V
I Don't Wana Geta Job

FINAL FANTASY VI
More Green Haired Girls With Big Machines

FINAL FANTASY VII
The Blocky Forearm Crisis

FINAL FANTASY VIII
Confusion to Stab, Slice or Shoot

FINAL FANTASY IX
Do Chicks Dig Tales?

FINAL FANTASY X and on
Chronicles of Surfer Boys
 
i got some more for y'all

FFVIICC: Fall of the great
FFIV:brothers at war (although that gives a bit away)
FFVIII: scar bearing rivals
 
FF1 - Time and time again.
FF4 - Knights of the moon.
FF5 - Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the woods...
FF6 - The kickass chronicles of a mad clown and his misdeeds.
FF7 - Mistaken identity, and the son of an alien.
FF9 - Chefs, monkeys and horny ladies. (Reference to summoner horns, if you hadn't figured that out).
FFX - Greenpeace's revenge: The day the whale woke up.
 
FFVII: One-Winged Angel
FFVIII: Heart of the Lion
FFIX: Children of Terra
FFX: The Glory of Yevon
FFX-2: Wrath of the Farplane
FFXII: Dawn to Dusk

Ahahaha, wow, I even surprised myself at how corny those were.
 
FFIV: Crisis with Crystals.
FFVI: The Circus Act of Kefka in a Esper World.
FFVII: Spikey Hair Boy Moseys on a Journey.
FFVIII: As the World + Time Turns... literally.
FFX: Cry Tidus a River.
FFXII: The FFX costume contest.
 
FFIV: Lunar Fate
FFV: Void Eater
FFVI: War of The Magii
FFVII: Jenova's Legacy
FFVIII: The Extreme
FFIX: End of Souls
FFX: Sin Reborn
FFXII: The Empire Strikes Back
 
FFVII: Weapons of Vengeance
FFVIII: Revolver vs Hyperion
FFIX: Quest for an Airship
FFX: The Spiral of Destiny
FFX-2 : I was promised BIKINI's dammit
FFXII : Dude where's my Banga?
FFXIII: .....I'm still waiting!

Having niether the will nor the want to play the earlier FF games this is all I could offer as response.....my apoligies....Dude where's my banga? thats A classic....hey if they can give ia gient rabbit like fran the least they could do is pissoff vaan and give u a banga? yes, no?
 
FFI: The Begining of the End
FFII: The Wrath of the Empire
FFIII: The Cloud Of Darkness
FFIV: The Dark-side of the Moon
FFV: The Two Worlds
FFVI: The Rise of Madness
FFVII: The End of the World
FFVIII: The tale of a Lion
FFIX: The Clown Thieves
FFX: The Birth of the Sin
FFXII: The Sky Pirates
 
FF7: Birth of the apocolypse
FF8: Reject Orphan kids save the world
FF9: The Wizard of Oz (come on all the characters are there tin man (steiner) the cowardly lion(zidane), the mini scarecrow (vivi), and dorathy (garnet) )
FF10: When Sport saves the world
FF11: The Never Ending grind
FF12: Back to the future
FF10-2: When the sporting premadonnas refuse to admit there over the hill

:P
 
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