Funniest ShoutBox Moments

I still have that conversation saved :wacky:
 
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[Today 2:27 PM] Jim: http://msucares.com/lawn/garden/msgardens/02/images/chestnut_200.jpg can eat
[Today 2:27 PM] Jim: http://www.dermaxime.com/images/horse-chestnut.jpg cannot eat

[Today 2:26 PM] Bambi:

[Today 2:25 PM] Jim: brb just gonna drink a pint of bleach
[Today 2:25 PM] Jim: itd be a less painful death than what youre gonna end up bringing upon yourself

[Today 2:24 PM] Jim: you should be roasted in your bloody shell

[Today 2:24 PM] Bambi: but the ones ive eaten were just roasted in their shells!
[Today 2:22 PM] Jim: dafffffffft cowwwwwwwwwwwwww
[Today 2:22 PM] Jim: if we could eat the bastardin things without pukin our stomachs out do you think we'd pickle them and bash them together?

[Today 2:22 PM] Bambi: well, they should be labelled more clearly to stop idiots like me eating conkers
[Today 2:22 PM] Bambi: ....ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Today 2:22 PM] Jim: SWEET chestnuts. not horse chestnuts
[Today 2:21 PM] Jim: yes. chestnuts.

[Today 2:20 PM] Bambi: there is defo summat that looks like a conker that you can eat
[Today 2:20 PM] Bambi: this is where im getting confused
[Today 2:20 PM] Bambi: well see, ive had roasted chestnuts before

[Today 2:19 PM] Jim: not kelly chestnut.
[Today 2:18 PM] Jim: conker = horse chestnut.

[Today 2:16 PM] Bambi: I know ]:
[Today 2:15 PM] Jim: youre an idiot.

[Today 2:15 PM] Bambi: awwwww i cant beleive i almost ate it xD
[Today 2:15 PM] Bambi: xDDD

[Today 2:14 PM] Jim: you cant say im a heartless bastard. essentially i just saved you from certain death/a really really shit quality of life.

[Today 2:14 PM] Jim: youd be dead kelly.

[Today 2:10 PM] Jim: "daughter came home from school to find her mother planted in front of a computer. she had soiled her underpants and was unable to move"

[Today 2:10 PM] The Dоctor: and there'd be an interview in the daily star

[Today 2:10 PM] Jim: "retard woman paralysed for life after eating conker"

[Today 2:10 PM] The Dоctor: rofl

[Today 2:09 PM] Bambi: Aw, I cant beleive I almost ate the fucker

[Today 2:09 PM] Jim: i can see the headlines
[Today 2:09 PM] Jim: kelly turns into a windowlicker over night.

[Today 2:09 PM] Bambi: xD

[Today 2:09 PM] The Dоctor: ... she ate a conker
[Today 2:09 PM] The Dоctor: how'd she get paralysed?
[Today 2:09 PM] The Dоctor: that'd be so shit

[Today 2:09 PM] Jim: desperate to scream for help

[Today 2:09 PM] The Dоctor: can cause paralysis?

[Today 2:09 PM] Jim: paralysed.
[Today 2:09 PM] Jim: you couldve been sitting there having just crunched into a conker.
[Today 2:08 PM] Jim: ive just saved your life, kelly.

[Today 2:08 PM] The Dоctor: i was right

[Today 2:08 PM] Bambi: guess they just look alike

[Today 2:08 PM] The Dоctor: i knew it

[Today 2:08 PM] Jim: therefore. do not eat that conker.

[Today 2:08 PM] Bambi: i thought chestnuts were conkers though
[Today 2:08 PM] Bambi: i dont think il be eating the conker then
[Today 2:08 PM] Bambi: right

[Today 2:07 PM] Jim: Conkers, unlike the seeds of the sweet chestnut, are not easily edible, as they contain poisonous saponins, along with aescin, which can cause vomiting and paralysis. They can be rendered safe by crushing and leaching with water, or by slow cooking, but the remaining food is largely starch. Experiments in England during the First World War showed that conkers which have been crushed, leached with water, and boiled can be used as fodder for cattle and sheep, though pigs will not eat them. Fluid extracts of the fruit and bark of the plant, and sometimes of its leaf and root, are used in herbal medicine. (Copied from the BBC website) Read more: Can you eat conkers? | Answerbag http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/409487#ixzz12FBKr6F0

[Today 2:06 PM] Jim: gads

[Today 2:06 PM] Bambi: it wont stop looking at me
[Today 2:05 PM] Bambi: i can see myself eating this conker
 
There just are no words :sad3:
 
Licky said:
I remember at the time thinking this is hilarious, and it's still hilarious now

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Thats not the full convo :hmmm:

There was even more: :rage:
 
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Dragon Mage: I've played calvinball, don't try to fade ME, clown!
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Gavin AEtherae: - throws a pear which turns into a grenade as it passes the barrier at DM-
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Dragon Mage: a flying ninja monkey is already illogical, therefore your barrier is rendered null and void
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Justice Ramza: ...well this just took a weird turn for the worst....
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Gavin AEtherae: monkey is stopped midflight by barrier and disappears due to illogicality
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Dragon Mage: HA!
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Dragon Mage: a ninja monkey drops out of the and has suprise ninja buttsecks with Gavin
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Gavin AEtherae: -throws up reality barrier-
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Gavin AEtherae: problem solved
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Dragon Mage: bye, Feebs!
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Gavin AEtherae: -slaps neck then rubs it really hard- there we go
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Dragon Mage: or suffer another bitchslap by a money and possibly surprise flying monkey buttsex by a ninja flying monkey! got it?
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Gavin AEtherae: hmmmmm....
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Jim: what is this shit :hmph:
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Gavin AEtherae: -checks DM's neck-
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ElvenAngel: =D talk to you later kids! Play nice!
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Dragon Mage: :mokken: I am an NRA life member. I demand that you retract that bias that all members are rednecks
 
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