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Right, most of us had them. (Ahem.) So what does yours say? Quick, go grab some Chinese food!

"Eat your vegetables and you will grow strong like Popeye." - My recent fortune. That made me laugh. =) I think one of the funniest fortune I've gotten.

Now this one was a couple weeks ago.

"If you love something, set it free...if it returns, keep it and love it forever."

So corny. =/ But at least it's not "someone"...it's "something"...:D I'm not really a materialistic person anyway.
 
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"You will have great success in the future and be bountiful in riches"

Where the hell is my cash? :mad:
 
Derek said:
"You will have great success in the future and be bountiful in riches"

Where the hell is my cash? :mad:
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I think by "bountiful in riches"...they meant great qualities in you that girls may find attractive. -Coughs- xD

And by "great success in the future"...perhaps it doesn't know what it's talking about. :P


 
Some of the more recent ones I can remember...

"Your popularity increases once you express your desires."

"Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome." - Lol...
 
Just be sure that no matter what your fortune says, always be sure to add the words "in bed" at the end. It always makes sense 100% of the time and it makes it very funny.
 
Posting here today made me crave Chinese food, so we picked some up earlier. =) (Yeah, just to get a fortune cookie). >.>

"A leader is a person you will follow to a place you wouldn't go by yourself."

And I really would not rather add "in bed" at the end of that sentence. :blink: The sentence wouldn't make any sense anyway, although I get the suggestive hint...
 
"Love."

...Is that even a fortune? o_O By far the most weird one I came across with several nights ago.
 
"You have a charming way with words. Send email to a friend."

Do I, now? :rolleyes:

"Now is the time to call loved ones at a distance. Share your news."

Sis got that one.

"The project you have in mind will soon gain momentum."

...but all of Mom's projects include attempting to dig large holes into our hilly yard to get a pool we don't have room for o_O
 
Lady Eterna said:
"You have a charming way with words. Send email to a friend."

Do I, now? :rolleyes:

"Now is the time to call loved ones at a distance. Share your news."

Sis got that one.

"The project you have in mind will soon gain momentum."

...but all of Mom's projects include attempting to dig large holes into our hilly yard to get a pool we don't have room for o_O
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You do have a charming way with words. ;)

I don't get the e-mail part though. o.o
 
'You have AIDs.' - hahaha, quote from the comedian Ross Noble on Fortunes :P Made me lol xD
 
"You are soon going to change your present line of work."

Best damn news I've heard all day. :monster:
 
We bought a packet a month or two ago, but we threw them out as the cookies smelt like paint.

I saw one that said:
"This paper has been left blank for your business notes"
That comment took up the entire piece of paper so WTF?
 
Archer said:
"This paper has been left blank for your business notes"
That comment took up the entire piece of paper so WTF?
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:wacky:

My co-worker got one yesterday that said: "No fortune found. Abort, Retry, Fail?"

He felt gypped. xD
 
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