For the lulz...

[Gaige]

Ask me anything. I'll try to answer.

 

[Sabriel]

Is everyone copying me now?

 

[Harlequin]

How did you celebrate St. Patricks?

 

[Gaige]

Sabriel: Pretty much. You've started a trend. Like the dot craze.

Harlequin: With a night in, heh. I was arrested last year, and I pulled a muscle, so I didn't wanna see what else God had in store for me.

 

[Cecil Strife]

Is a invisable cat stalking me during the night, and if it is, does it want to eat my hamster?

 

[Ewan]

Do you think that people who call crisps, 'chips', should be imprisoned?

 

[Gaige]

Yes it is. It's name is Snuffledick, and it wants your hamster for supper.

Yes, Graye. Forever

 

[Kim Taehyung]

I resent the chip comment.

And...What's Ireland like?

 

[Gaige]

Grey green and drippy

 

[ScratchCardGlory]

Triforce now!!!!

 

[Valvalis]

Why does Yaag Rosch look so much like Sephiroth?

 

[Gaige]

Calzum: No.

Gamingway: Because Square-enix are trying to subliminally stir the mass of VII fans into a frenzy, convincing them to donate money towards a VII remake, then buy it for full price, allowing Square-enix massive profit with which to make Final Fantasy XV

 

[Marquis of Granby]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, what do the lions do?

 

[Gaige]

Anal.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I see.

 

[Monster]

How much is 35 million dollars in British pounds?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

If you go with the American version of a billion (a thousand million) then it's roughly £23.3 billion. Spare change to most British folk 'cause we're all rich.

 

[Aerius Sygale]

All these threads...I'm being tempted to make one. But should I...?

 

[Gaige]

Yes. He who bares all against nature shall earn her respect... or be castrated...

 

[Lebreau]

Do you think that people who call crisps, 'chips', should be imprisoned?

Yes it is. It's name is Snuffledick, and it wants your hamster for supper.

Yes, Graye. Forever

... awwwww guys, you want me imprisoned? That's not very nice D=