Because they are wearing excessive amounts of special makeup to look younger. Preserving your youth is very trendy in Edge, you know. Everyone is hit by the Madonna effect.
Why is Kefka just so loony?
Why is Kefka just so loony?
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Then went on 10 Years Younger.
EDIT: .Swift got it before me.
So, in answer to her question: Because he's in love with Gestahl, but doesn't want to admit it so acts loony to cover his feelings up.
Why does a Monk fight bare-handed?
EDIT: .Swift got it before me.
So, in answer to her question: Because he's in love with Gestahl, but doesn't want to admit it so acts loony to cover his feelings up.Why does a Monk fight bare-handed?
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Because their energy force disintegrates any sword they hold.
Did Cid from FF9 prefer life as a frog or an oglop?
Did Cid from FF9 prefer life as a frog or an oglop?
Frog because he really enjoyed the long tounge. 
Who was the big villian in FFVIII?
Who was the big villian in FFVIII?
Firion
Weaponmaster
Jesus.
What is the name of the village Shin-Ra sends it's agents to for vacay?
What is the name of the village Shin-Ra sends it's agents to for vacay?
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Mombassa.
If Yuna had a surname, what would it be?
If Yuna had a surname, what would it be?
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why does Cloud use such massive Swords?
why does Cloud use such massive Swords?
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Unlike the haircut, which is to hide the willy on his head, the sword is to overcompensate for the lack of one down below.
Why does Cait Sith use a megaphone?
Why does Cait Sith use a megaphone?
cos he is really a mute, and the mega fone gives him a voice.
where were Kadaj, loz and Yazoo during FFVII the original ?
where were Kadaj, loz and Yazoo during FFVII the original ?
Hiding in a cave making man love to each other. 
What did Cloud do to Aerith right before she died?
What did Cloud do to Aerith right before she died?
gave her a fookin good teabaggin'
why didn't Cloud use a phoenix down on Aeris after Sephy stabbed her ?
why didn't Cloud use a phoenix down on Aeris after Sephy stabbed her ?
Umm I think you got it wrong.
It was because he was secretly having an affair with Tifa and Yuffie.
Who was Squall's Mother?
It was because he was secretly having an affair with Tifa and Yuffie.
Who was Squall's Mother?
Seifer
why wasn't Caitsith normal like the rest of the team
why wasn't Caitsith normal like the rest of the team
Priestess-Mars
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Because Cait Sith was born in a different planet and had no idea why he was a mutant.
Why did Seifer like Rinoa?
Why did Seifer like Rinoa?
Because she had nice.....qualities.
Why did Zidane have a tail?
Why did Zidane have a tail?
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All the better to fondle Garnet with!
Would Eiko get picked on at school for having a horn?
Would Eiko get picked on at school for having a horn?
Yes, that'd call her horny.
What happened to Dagger's horn?
What happened to Dagger's horn?
Ifrit
Fire Overlord
Those damn moogles cut it off and sold it for crack.
Why can't two people summon the same aeon at once in FFX?
Why can't two people summon the same aeon at once in FFX?
And so would the summoners. 
Because he's just awesome like that.
Where is the city of nobles?
Where is the city of nobles?