Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

When you drive off the end of the road down a huge cliff and you realize as your falling, that was overdriving.


Where did Tidus end up after being swallowed by sin?
 
It sat all day playing the Chocobo races online rather than running himself; he got the wrong idea about racing. He was a legend and a hero but in his own little world...

What were Vayne's goals in FFXII?
 
To become a famous jerk.


What happened to Kiros' hands?
 
Laguna got drunk and shot them off while they were in Deling City watching Julia stripping.

Why did Cecil tell everyone to 'evacuate the dancefloor?'
 
Thanks for spoiling the game, but Sephiroth stabbed Auron in the butthole.

Why is Ultima Weapon so Ultima?
 
Because it sing and walk at the same time, unlike Mariah Carey.

What optional boss is in FF9?
 
A nude woman. They don't like Nudity, it was invented by the Dark One.

Who is the last boss in FF10-2?
 
Super Toilet. It's strongest attack, Super Clog.



Why don't you ever see final fantasy characters rush to the bathroom after or during their long adventures?
 
They wear diapers and they change them while you're in the menu or reading the exp gains after battles.

Why is the spell Meteor so poweful?
 
Cause its gravity based and takes .0001 of current HP.

What was going through Vaan's mind when he first met Fran?
 
Daaaayum gurl, yo haev sum faaan tittays, wut? yo a mann? dayum mang... yow wan get sum dick mah frand?

Why is Barret still alive in FF7: Dirge of Cerberus?
 
He isn't. His younger brother from da hood is. That is the only way to explain the difference of appearance.


Why did Cid dream of space so much?



(EDIT - oh right DoC, not AC... Well it applies to both I guess)
 
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