Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

Cause he wanted to grow his c**k as big as possible and needed plenty of room.

Why is Jecht homosexual?
 
Because the Vans all thought he was a hooker and went to alert the authorities


Why did Yuna dance for those who died?
 
Because S.E. wanted to be un-original and copy the real earth's layout

why are tomberry's small?
 
Cause they have PSPs (Pretty Small Penises)

Why does Vincent have messed up hair that is physically impossible to replicate?
 
because he bribed S.E. to make his hair that way

why does the first FFVII boss use search scope?
 
Because he wants to look for us in other places.

What was the blitzball team that Tidus was on at the beginning of the game?
 
Because he is sonic the hedgehogs child.

Why are chocobo's yellow?
 
Because God likes yellow,it reminds him of lemons.

Why has Barret got a gun in his arm?
 
Cause he used his fist too much for fist****ing Biggs and Wedge.

Why did Lightning change her name?
 
... o_O Let's not get explicit... :gasp:

She changed it because Sazh's chocobo told her to.

Why does Rinoa dislike her father? :gasp:
 
Because he owns more make up then she does.


Why are there no rideable purple chocobo's?
 
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