Final Fantasy Wrong Answer

Give old men like Sephiroth hard-on's, so he can shag president Rufus in the A**hole

why doesn't Cloud Try and hook-up with Tifa or Aeris during the game?
 
Because his heart belongs to Mukki.
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Why doesn't Lulu seem to gain any weight while pregnant?
 
Because wakka was the one who was actually pregnant, they just told people it was Lulu so nobody would tease Wakka.

why is Shiva always in a bikini
 
they have turrets

why do squall and siefer hate eachother so much?
 
She's practicing for your mum.


How did Fat Chocobo get so fat?
 
They're made that way to be bite sized chunks for Galactus-like planet eaters. We haven't met them yet, but they are out there.


Do you think a bomb has a good life?
 
It does, until someone fnds it. Then it gets overexcited and releases trapped wind, RIP Bomb :sad3:

Why doesn't Jenova send Sephiroth any birthday cards?
 
Because she's lost her head.


What happened to Blank? He's got stitches and all sorts. What happened to him to get those?
 
the tower

Why si there a cid in every final fantasy from VII and up?
 
The Cids in all FF games are in fact frigid spies to peep into characters' sex lives. They are in every FF game and sent by a perverted overlord.

If Zell's favourite food are hotdogs, what is Seifer's?
 
Hotpingas.


Is calling a black mage a black mage racist?
 
Not really, but telling a red mage they're red isn't nice either. I mean it's not their fault they're born red, is it?

Why does Shiva have a twin sister in FF13?
 
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Rydia's hair is green probably because she swam too much in an and the chlorine got to her.

Why does Barret have dreadlocks in FFVII: AC?
 
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Because he got down with da hood and started bustin yo hos. (I can't speak that gang language, so I'm not even going to try and do it right).

Why are Barret and Cid younger in AC than they are in FFVII?
 
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