Expect a Shitstorm.

[Dionysos]

A lion.

 

[Donald Trump]

I was just trying to give him ideas for what to do if she comes back. Throwing your enemies into the jaws of a beast is usually effective...

You may have meant well. But it probably added to his anxiety.

 

[Donald Trump]

How could we control a lion?

 

[Valvalis]

You may have meant well. But it probably added to his anxiety.

 

[Dionysos]

How could we control a lion?

Not me. I'd be the hell away from it. But you will release it from the cage.

Either that or you could attempt to train it.

 

[Gabe]

I'll pretend to be her grandmother and post unusual comments on her profile posts... :S If possible.

 

[Captain Squee]

Or just poke it with a stick where it cant get you and it eats her alive...

 

[Donald Trump]

I think you're in the realms of fantasy now Jones.

 

[Dionysos]

We could set Toothface on her.

 

[Donald Trump]

Toothface killed Agogu's father, he can't be trusted.

 

[Valvalis]

Not me. I'd be the hell away from it. But you will release it from the cage.

Either that or you could attempt to train it.

That's why I had suggested the luggage, it obeys its owner very well:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luggage#The_Luggage

Maybe no one knows what I'm talking about

 

[Donald Trump]

We don't.
Everyone on this forum reads Russian novelists exclusively.

 

[Dionysos]

Oh right sorry. I hadn't any idea of what the luggage was.



And yeah Hal, I guess you are right. We could use the Toothface-rock on her though. It might be a bit bloody after being used to smash the skull of Oogu though.

 

[Donald Trump]

A rock is a weapon that must be wielded. Therefore very different from an animal like a lion.

 

[Dionysos]

Ignore the lion. Or kill it and then I can wear the skin like Heracles... Actually screw that as I'd then have to kill her with the Toothface-rock.

You can do it.

 

[Captain Squee]

Give the lion the rock

 

[Valvalis]

We don't.
Everyone on this forum reads Russian novelists exclusively.

Ah.
But...Terry Pratchett...the world is balanced on the back of elephants..and a turtle...and...

Elephants are supposed to get pretty belligerent sometimes. They do have good-sized tusks. And they can be trained somewhat.

 

[Donald Trump]

Ignore the lion. Or kill it and then I can wear the skin like Heracles... Actually screw that as I'd then have to kill her with the Toothface-rock.

You can do it.

Unless it's the Nemean lion, its skin would be pointless. And if it were the the Nemean lion, you couldn't strangle it.
Anyway, you'd only be Iolaus, i.e. only good enough to carry Heracles' club.

 

[Dionysos]

We'll make it the Lion of Cithaeron. That way I get to sleep with 50 women as a reward.

The lion skin would just be for show anyway. To psyche her out.

And I refuse to believe that I am only Iolaus. (Though you are probably correct).

 

[Aselia]

why don't we just set timmy the turtle on her? hard to kill, and excessively annoying...


or you know. something more deadly... >.>

I know that the give the lion the rock comment made me giggle.


the bitch needs a good bitchslapping more likely


That is all.