Drunken Text Club

Bambi

Bambi

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This is for all of us that have woken up the morning after the night before, looked at our sent messages and cringed :wacky:

I am sooo guilty of this sin, I really should leave my phone at home. I swear, I just drunkenly scroll thru my phonebook sometimes looking for someone to harrass :monster:

It doesn't necessarily have to be limited to texts, it can be drunken calls aswel, post your funnies if you dare!

members!

Frisky
Moonchild
Pooley
Mojo Hojo
Saixy
Vikki
Lagunas Dream
Patsy

<3 moar drunken bums needed!
 
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Mwhahahaha

The Inbox:

"Sorry I think we should still be friends" Ooops me'thinks I sent sommit I shouldn't of or even meant....

"lol u and harrys mum eh ;)" Oh dear....
"Will have to clean the pinecones off in the sea!" Bambi :neomon:

"u do know that hes \actually genuinely gay" oh NOW you fucking tell me!

It gets worse so I shall stop. :wacky:
 
:wacky: I so wish I had some of yours lol

I remember an inuendo about bread sticks and dip and me laughing my head of as I was munching away on them you big perv :wacky:

Roll on the next piss up so I can show myself up summore!!
 
The best one I got was some random German text off my mate. It roughly translated as "What is the you where the <random word> yes." He's also left me some damn good voice mails where he's talked to the voice mail thingy, and eventually fallen out with it.
 
Frisky said:
:wacky: I so wish I had some of yours lol

I remember an inuendo about bread sticks and dip and me laughing my head of as I was munching away on them you big perv :wacky:

Roll on the next piss up so I can show myself up summore!!
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Ah yes the Breadsticks :wacky:

Sometimes it really scares the shit out of me when I check my phone the next day.

Ooooooh just remembered a very angry voice mail I had the morning after my 19th birthday. Something about drunkenly fucking his gf at a mates house or some shit and to stay away in future. Turned out I didn't though so all good. :neomon: (shame>_<)
 
"is not like i'm like "omgz iu nt lile am like be mz gf pweezzz"


in my sent items
i don't know who i sent it to either :|


sign me up ahaha
 
Welcome to the club guys :monster:

I lose the ability to spell and always end up with something that doesn't make sense aswel. Im hoping the mothership will babysit this weekend so hopefully I should be able to add some sonn :wacky:
 
Well, I have a few from last night, they are quite tame really although my spelling is appalling :monster:

I think I was too drunk to text tbqh :wacky: I know I was cringing whe I opened my sent items coz I cant remember what I sent but luckily they aren't bad *phew*

Wine r going down too quibkly! X

Hah r don't +hink +u do im well pissed

Haha poorw u! I was happily asld ddP til my mate wokd me up!

At this hour? I was asleeeEP not anymore haha

U want me to let u and ur bitch in my house? R u craz y? (that one made me lol :wacky:


I sent my mate a big huge essay (liek 3 pages long) telling her i loved her, I am NOT posting that one :monster:
 
I assume that last one was sent to your ex? xD

I was told last night that I snore when I'm drunk. And I later found out that they were right. =/
 
I haven't text anyone on my new phone whilst drunk to date, but there was an assload on my old one. Pity I threw it. D=

Anywho, sign me up. :gmonster:
 
Bond said:
I assume that last one was sent to your ex? xD
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It was indeed, my curiosity got the better of me tho, I wanted to see what she looked like & what the gossip was, my best mate said Id do anything for goss, she is so right :wacky:

His gf was waaaaasted, it made me feel like such the responsible adult (& she looked a right mess)

Cue smug mode :monster:
 
thats shocking J, young man, geyt it charged and amuse us all!
 
I'm awful for drunk texting to the point my friends will try and hide my phone for the night XDDDD

sign me up kelly. >_>

And on that note, I need yer number so I can drunk text you bint xDDDD
 
Must revive fred

Had a drunken rguement with the bf last weekend pissed up, via text which was mildly embarassing seeing as he was sober :wacky:

Ive not had a good piss up for ages, which is scandalous, I aim to be back on top form in afew weeks

Dave should join this club, although, I thik it should be more drunken voicemail club xD

Edit* Woo, Il fire you my number on em es en
 
ugh im bad for this i should kno to delete old lovers numbers from my phone.
As soon as im drunk i get the horn and text are a convenient way of letting people know u have the horn......its shamefull :P

sign me up xD
 
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